Which South Park Character Are You?
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I’m going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time! Come join me, won’t you? And maybe you’ll finally get an answer to the question you’ve been asking all your life; “which South Park character best fits my personality? ”
- 1.Do your friends think your fat?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
I don't think so...
- D.
They better not!
- 2.Are you considered smart?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
Words cannot describe how smart I am
- D.
What?
- 3.Do you like being in charge?
- A.
Love It!
- B.
Not really
- C.
I'm in charge?
- D.
Damn proud
- 4.Are you gay?
- A.
100% not gay
- B.
100% gay
- C.
I'm not sure
- D.
You're gay!
- 5.Do your friends use you for their dirty work?
- A.
Why Would they do that?
- B.
They know not to do that to me!
- C.
Oh jeez, Yes!
- D.
Yeah. I'm such a tool.
- 6.Are you best friends with someone?
- A.
Everyone loves me!
- B.
Timmah!
- C.
Yes. We're the same in every way.
- D.
I'm closer than that
- E.
No. "I'm too annoying."
- 7.Are you a leader or a follower?
- A.
Respect My Authority!
- B.
Leader...sadly
- C.
Hells yeah!
- D.
Follower
- E.
I listen
- 8.Do you like to party?
- A.
Party? How come I wasn't invited?
- B.
Oh yeah
- C.
The women say I can party, so yes, i like to party.
- D.
I don't ever get invited
- E.
Partying's bad
- F.
Just give me alchol, then ask again later
- G.
Define "party"
- H.
That's to much pressure!!!
- 9.Do you believe in women's rights?
- A.
Unless they're ugly
- B.
Why does that matter?
- C.
All about it!
- D.
Sure
- E.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!
- F.
I really don't know.
- 10.How old should you be to drive?
- A.
Why did you ask that?
- B.
What comes after seven?
- C.
I will drive when I wanna drive! Now give me the keys!
- D.
I suppose 18 won't be bad.
- E.
I don't know
- F.
Dumb question
- 11.What do you do when a person steals something from you?
- A.
Kick them in the nuts!
- B.
Shoot 'em
- C.
Ask the mto give it back politely
- D.
What did those sick bastards take?!?
- E.
It depends
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