Your false moustache
Your love poems
Your love potion
A life-sized statue of your father
Bribes, extortion and assassinations
A house in a distant place so you and your beloved could marry and live in peace
Some very attractive clothes
Thou art the fairest of the fair.
Thou truly sworn love!
That blood suits you.
Speak on, sweet potion!
Rose petal tea
Last night was murder.
I was lost in the woods looking for my true love.
The moon distracted me.
I was too busy getting the spirit gum off my face.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
I spent all my money at the pharmacy.
Will you swear to be my ally?
Sure. Money means nothing to me. I care only for love.
Anything red, so stains don't show.
I like some men's clothes and some women's.
Whatever my beloved likes.
My own heart.