Which Pwatt Student Are You?

1. What do you think of New York?

I've lived here my whole life, son.

What's wrong with the transit system? Why does cheese come in a can? Nothing makes sense here.

It's great! The city is so open minded. Much better than back home.

It's like anywhere else. A living Hell.

It's big and scary, but some of the people are nice.

No sun. No beach. What's wrong with this place?

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2. Select the photo that speaks to you spiritually:

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3. Overall, how would you describe your experience at Pwatt?

Nothing short of extraordinary.

I can't hear you over all these student loans.

Uhh, I'll tell you when I get my degree.

Depends on how it ranks on US News.

Is that the school I go to?

Sometimes it's hard, but I've had lots of fun!

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4. Your dorm of choice is:

Willoughby, all the way.

The Can.

Pantas.

Definitely Stabile.

ELJ.

Whichever dorm my friends let me crash in.

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5. During a particularly drawn out lecture you...

Purchase 1000 Cheetos on Amazon.

Walk out and go to the movies.

Update your webcomic.

Consider shaving your head.

Catch up on sleep.

Feel bad for being bored.

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6. At the Pi shop you buy:

A healthy shake!

Some greasy @sh pizza.

Ice cream with every topping imaginable. The fun is in mixing and matching!

Nothing. I pick off other people's leftovers like the starving artist I am.

The same thing I always get.

Pff, screw the Pi shop. I'm already at Luigi's.

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7. Your friend brags about going to RISD all the time. Your feelings are...

I'm so jealous. RISD was my school of choice.

Ew. RISD's work ethic is way too severe. I couldn't mentally handle it.

I don't have feelings. Only a gaping hole where my heart used to be.

It's too late to even care. I just want my degree at this point.

That's just their opinion! I personally love Pwatt.

That's the school my parents really wanted. It's so prestigious, I couldn't argue with them.

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8. What are you looking to do after Pwatt?

Get another degree.

Enter the workforce full time.

Sleep.

Work in the entertainment industry.

I really don't feel like attending Pwatt man...

Work as a freelance artist and have your own dresscode.

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9. What is your ideal roommate?

A good friend!

Someone I can talk to and cry with or in front of.

A partner.

Your mother.

Anyone really. As long a there are people around that's fine with me!

Someone from my hometown.

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10. A friend invites you to an expensive Broadway show in Manhattan. Your first answer is:

Yeah! Let's go!! I'll even pay for your ticket too!

That will be a significant chunk from my paycheck, but sure. I could use some down time.

No.

Look into your empty wallet then lie about a prior engagement.

Is Manhattan not in Brooklyn? It's not in Brookly, right??

Cool! I'll go get my suit.

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11. On a scale of 1 to 10 how done are you?

100.

I'm not done until I say so. Even then, I'll just get back up!

I'd say about a 5.

I was way done a long time ago. Next question.

Cake.

1. I don't have anything to be done about!

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12. What are you?

Freshman

Sophomore

Junior

Senior

Graduate

Transfer

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13. Your parents called you for the fifth time today. You freak out because:

You haven't gone to class in over a month.

You don't have parents.

You didn't take the trash out. Somehow....they know......

You got a B+ yesterday. How will you explain that??

They're old and angry.

Your "parents" don't "approve" of your "liberal" lifestyle.

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14. Hmmm... looks like you weren't in class yesterday. And, why, may I ask?

Class was yesterday?

I overslept after pulling an all nighter 7 days in a row. I am so screwed!!!!!!

Sadness.

Work. This professor doesn't care about attendance anyway.

Time is a social construct.

My roommate was distraught! I couldn't leave them behind.

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15. Your favorite food is:

Pizza.

Vegan Pizza.

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16. You're into the elevator when YeEeeEEzus the most beautiful person you have ever seen enters. You:

Pray that they're gay.

Forget how to breathe.

Ask if they have Instagram. Offer to buy them coffee. They accept. Smooth af.

You don't have time for pretty people.

Talk about dogs.

Make a nice comment that comes out as sarcastic. Spend the rest of the day thinking about how you're single.

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17. What do you do to get your mind off work and relax?

I am literally in a constant state of discomfort.

Watch cartoons or draw.

Browse Instagram. It's good for inspiration.

I am always relaxed.

Dye my friend's hair while helping them with relationship problems.

Think about how the world is a sick place.

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18. Your favorite time to get school work done is:

Waaaaaaaay in advance. Got to keep up those grades!

At night, after school and your four evening jobs.

The night before the deadline. I'm an artist, I can't just "schedule" inspiration.

Papers during lectures, projects after class. Easy.

Later.

In between mental breakdowns.

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19. Some student makes a racist/bigoted/sexist/[insert]phobic comment to you. Your first reaction is to...

Have a sit-in on the lawn the very next day in protest.

Eat.

UNLEASH ALL OF YOUR ANGER. Passive-aggressively.

Cry a bit.

Go tell your hot-headed friend. You don't have time to deal with this.

Spit out your best retort then embarrassingly walk away in the wrong direction and take a longer route to get to your destination so you don't look like a fool.

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20. Lucky you, Pwatt is smack in the middle of the city! But, why move around when you could not move? What are your favorite places to hang around campus?

The student lounge. Asleep. Leave me alone.

No time to hang! There's WORK to do!!

My friend's dorms, Luigi's, Dunkin' Donuts... I'd say classrooms but I can't remember the last time I was in one!

In my room with Cartoon Network and my Puppycat plush!

The Pi shop with my Macbook.

On the lawn enjoying life!

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21. What do you major in? If yours isn't listed, choose the one closest to it.

Architecture, Interior Design Art History

Fashion or Art & Design Education

Animation or Illustration

Graphic Design or Photography

Industrial Design or Film

Writing or Fine Arts

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