The Gift of Flight via pixie dust
Ability to never sleep
Ability to stop time
Create Mac&Cheese Minions that shoot cheese at people
The Fixer -- be able to fix any and all things
Dancing (specifically to Uptown Funk)
Watching Mean Girls
Drinking hot chocolate and reading a ghost story
Going to Chipotle
Going to beach week
Building a blanket fort
Usnavi from "In the Heights"
P.T. Barnum from "Barnum"
Max Bialystock from "The Producers"
Roxie from "Chicago"
Velma from "Chicago"
Sandy from "Grease"
Leading Player from "Pippin"
Nicky from "Avenue Q"
Gabriella Montez from "High School Musical"
The Genie from "Aladdin"
Javert from "Les Miserables"
The fireman (so he can put the fire out)
My roommate and my bar
My baby blankies
My Babe Ruth's signed golf ball
My stuffed animals
My mom's photobooks
My clothes (specifically my sweaters)
Drunken board games
Mulled wine and board games night with family or friends
Casual cigars with my bros and bro-ettes
A night in costume with tea and hot chocolate playing Catan as if it were a matter of life and death
Friends. Beers. Movies.
GAME OF THRONES
Any night of beach week
Wine, cupcakes, and making fun of Rishi
A wild house party with my friends
A downtown date to a Bella's and the Paramount
Gluten (I would be so much healthier)
All of the above
Dying alone and/or before I get to accomplish my goals
Dropping my plates in the dining hall
Log Flumes (Ex: Splash Mountain)
Sitting with my back to a door
In the trash cans of UVA
In the corpses of my enemies
A flask, a flask for my nuts
In my voluptuous hair
Secret government safe
Nowhere. Nuts are for squares.
In my bra (it'll keep them warm)
In someone's nuts
In plain sight
In The Box's fridge
I'd eat them all before I could hide them