Which Producers A-staff Are You?

10 Questions | By Otate16 | Updated: Mar 17, 2022 | Attempts: 95

Ever wondered which super hot Producers Artistic Staffer you are!? ? !

You May Get

Mike "Stilts" Giovinco

You consider yourself an artist and are always "clowning" around. You like to have wrenches named Rehn and walk around on stilts. You one day want to travel the world and be a hobo clown named Brabble and then own a diner and then climb Mt. Everest while running a marathon while baking the World's Largest Cake.

Rishi "Director No Fun" Malholtra

You are scary on the outside but actually warm and fuzzy on the inside-- like a cactus or somethng. When you're not busy orchestrating your shadow government you're off playing Smash or being a "serious" actor/director/social chair/GameofThrones enthousiast. You're mysterious and that's the way you like it.

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Questions and Answers

1.

If you could have a superpower what would it be?
- A.
  
  The Gift of Flight via pixie dust
- B.
  
  Mind READING
- C.
  
  Ability to never sleep
- D.
  
  Invisibility
- E.
  
  Mind CONTROL
- F.
  
  Super speed
- G.
  
  Telepathy
- H.
  
  Ability to stop time
- I.
  
  Create Mac&Cheese Minions that shoot cheese at people
- J.
  
  The Fixer -- be able to fix any and all things
- K.
  
  Flying
2.

Favorite Color?
- A.
  
  Kelly Green
- B.
  
  Blue
- C.
  
  Purple
- D.
  
  Yellow
- E.
  
  Pink
- F.
  
  Teal
- G.
  
  Periwinkle blue
- H.
  
  Light Celadon
- I.
  
  Red
- J.
  
  Forest Green
- K.
  
  Shamrock Green
3.

Dream Role in a musical (Male or Female)
- A.
  
  Usnavi from "In the Heights"
- B.
  
  P.T. Barnum from "Barnum"
- C.
  
  Max Bialystock from "The Producers"
- D.
  
  Roxie from "Chicago"
- E.
  
  Velma from "Chicago"
- F.
  
  Sandy from "Grease"
- G.
  
  Leading Player from "Pippin"
- H.
  
  Nicky from "Avenue Q"
- I.
  
  Gabriella Montez from "High School Musical"
- J.
  
  The Genie from "Aladdin"
- K.
  
  Javert from "Les Miserables"
4.

If your house was on fire, and if little to no morality was involved, what/who would you save first?
- A.
  
  My Dog(s)
- B.
  
  The fireman (so he can put the fire out)
- C.
  
  My roommate and my bar
- D.
  
  My Mom
- E.
  
  My baby blankies
- F.
  
  My Babe Ruth's signed golf ball
- G.
  
  My phone
- H.
  
  My stuffed animals
- I.
  
  My integrity
- J.
  
  My mom's photobooks
- K.
  
  My clothes (specifically my sweaters)
5.

What is your definition of a “Fun, Not Scary” Night?
- A.
  
  Drunken board games
- B.
  
  Mulled wine and board games night with family or friends
- C.
  
  Casual cigars with my bros and bro-ettes
- D.
  
  A threesome
- E.
  
  A night in costume with tea and hot chocolate playing Catan as if it were a matter of life and death
- F.
  
  Friends. Beers. Movies.
- G.
  
  GAME OF THRONES
- H.
  
  Any night of beach week
- I.
  
  Wine, cupcakes, and making fun of Rishi
- J.
  
  A wild house party with my friends
- K.
  
  A downtown date to a Bella's and the Paramount
6.

If you could be allergic to anything what would it be?
- A.
  
  Glitter
- B.
  
  Dumb people
- C.
  
  Mushrooms
- D.
  
  Shellfish
- E.
  
  Soup
- F.
  
  Stupid People
- G.
  
  The Cold
- H.
  
  Not Peanuts
- I.
  
  Orange-flavored Candy
- J.
  
  Gluten (I would be so much healthier)
- K.
  
  All of the above
7.

At this moment you would rather be:
- A.
  
  Snacking (Alwayzzz)
- B.
  
  Whitewater rafting
- C.
  
  Dancing (specifically to Uptown Funk)
- D.
  
  Watching Mean Girls
- E.
  
  Drinking hot chocolate and reading a ghost story
- F.
  
  Going to Chipotle
- G.
  
  Shopping
- H.
  
  Crafting
- I.
  
  Going to beach week
- J.
  
  Drinking
- K.
  
  Building a blanket fort
8.

What is your irrational fear?
- A.
  
  The ocean
- B.
  
  Hookup culture
- C.
  
  Dying alone and/or before I get to accomplish my goals
- D.
  
  Dropping my plates in the dining hall
- E.
  
  Rotting food
- F.
  
  Log Flumes (Ex: Splash Mountain)
- G.
  
  Darth Maul
- H.
  
  Gum
- I.
  
  Sitting with my back to a door
- J.
  
  The future
- K.
  
  Praying mantises
9.

What is one word that would describe you?
- A.
  
  Stormy
- B.
  
  Persistent
- C.
  
  Hopeful
- D.
  
  Fabulous
- E.
  
  Splendiferous
- F.
  
  Allergic
- G.
  
  Goofy
- H.
  
  Happy-Go-Lucky
- I.
  
  Bombastic
- J.
  
  Observant
- K.
  
  Animated
10.

If you were a squirrel where would you hide your nuts?
- A.
  
  In the trash cans of UVA
- B.
  
  In the corpses of my enemies
- C.
  
  A flask, a flask for my nuts
- D.
  
  In my voluptuous hair
- E.
  
  Secret government safe
- F.
  
  Nowhere. Nuts are for squares.
- G.
  
  In my bra (it'll keep them warm)
- H.
  
  In someone's nuts
- I.
  
  In plain sight
- J.
  
  In The Box's fridge
- K.
  
  I'd eat them all before I could hide them