Ever wondered which super hot Producers Artistic Staffer you are!? ? !
You May Get
Mike "Stilts" Giovinco
Rishi "Director No Fun" Malholtra
The Gift of Flight via pixie dust
Mind READING
Ability to never sleep
Invisibility
Mind CONTROL
Super speed
Telepathy
Ability to stop time
Create Mac&Cheese Minions that shoot cheese at people
The Fixer -- be able to fix any and all things
Flying
Usnavi from "In the Heights"
P.T. Barnum from "Barnum"
Max Bialystock from "The Producers"
Roxie from "Chicago"
Velma from "Chicago"
Sandy from "Grease"
Leading Player from "Pippin"
Nicky from "Avenue Q"
Gabriella Montez from "High School Musical"
The Genie from "Aladdin"
Javert from "Les Miserables"
My Dog(s)
The fireman (so he can put the fire out)
My roommate and my bar
My Mom
My baby blankies
My Babe Ruth's signed golf ball
My phone
My stuffed animals
My integrity
My mom's photobooks
My clothes (specifically my sweaters)
Drunken board games
Mulled wine and board games night with family or friends
Casual cigars with my bros and bro-ettes
A threesome
A night in costume with tea and hot chocolate playing Catan as if it were a matter of life and death
Friends. Beers. Movies.
GAME OF THRONES
Any night of beach week
Wine, cupcakes, and making fun of Rishi
A wild house party with my friends
A downtown date to a Bella's and the Paramount
Glitter
Dumb people
Mushrooms
Shellfish
Soup
Stupid People
The Cold
Not Peanuts
Orange-flavored Candy
Gluten (I would be so much healthier)
All of the above
Snacking (Alwayzzz)
Whitewater rafting
Dancing (specifically to Uptown Funk)
Watching Mean Girls
Drinking hot chocolate and reading a ghost story
Going to Chipotle
Shopping
Crafting
Going to beach week
Drinking
Building a blanket fort
The ocean
Hookup culture
Dying alone and/or before I get to accomplish my goals
Dropping my plates in the dining hall
Rotting food
Log Flumes (Ex: Splash Mountain)
Darth Maul
Gum
Sitting with my back to a door
The future
Praying mantises
Stormy
Persistent
Hopeful
Fabulous
Splendiferous
Allergic
Goofy
Happy-Go-Lucky
Bombastic
Observant
Animated
In the trash cans of UVA
In the corpses of my enemies
A flask, a flask for my nuts
In my voluptuous hair
Secret government safe
Nowhere. Nuts are for squares.
In my bra (it'll keep them warm)
In someone's nuts
In plain sight
In The Box's fridge
I'd eat them all before I could hide them
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