You May Get
I prefer spending time with a few close friends.
I go out of my way to say hello to everyone.
I'm socially retarded.
I'm comfortable socializing with anyone and everyone.
I like to get drunk and hit on the opposite sex.
I'm usually the DD and I spend my time making fun of all of the drunk people.
I like to get a little tipsy and talk a lot, and occasionally make a slight fool of myself.
It depends on my mood/who I'm with.
Your good looks.
Your ability to make people laugh.
Your musical talents.
Angry midget pirates.
I always try to smile nicely but end up looking like a major creep.
Ridiculous faces ftw!
I've worked out one signature expression/pose that I use in all pictures.
I'm very unphotogenic and look awkward in photos.
I like people who look like they eat babies.
I'm attracted to people who wear bird necklaces.
I like people who are funny and artsy.
I like people who MAKE babies, not people who eat them.
I like to text and drive.
I'm a speedster. The faster the better.
I like to look hot while I drive.
I don't really need to drive, so I just got my license recently/don't have it yet.
I don't like it, but I drink it anyway because it's easy.
I'll take a non-alcoholic beverage over beer any day.
I'll drink anything.
I remember everything.
I don't remember things that happened 5 minutes ago.
I remember a lot of important things, but sometimes I forget the little details.
My long term memory isn't very good.
It's just a bunch of random scribbles.
I like to add little hearts or smiley faces.
Simple and legible.
A little messy, but you can still tell it's mine.
I'm only occasionally funny because the things that I say are so ridiculous, people have to laugh.
I enjoy sarcastic humour.
My jokes are simple and easy to understand.
I like intelligent jokes but am also funny in a completely crazy kind of way.
I FAIL AT IT.
I like to spend my time eating sandwiches.
I watch a lot of youtube videos.
I like to ride my mini bike and mow the lawn.
I like to eat pasta, red wine, and chocolate.
Attack them with a hug.
Say something ridiculous that makes no sense.
Give an enthusiastic "Hello!"
Smile and wave awkwardly.
My significant other eats all of my children.
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