Which Marianas Trench Guy Are You?

I like to get drunk and hit on the opposite sex.

I'm usually the DD and I spend my time making fun of all of the drunk people.

I like to get a little tipsy and talk a lot, and occasionally make a slight fool of myself.

It depends on my mood/who I'm with.

Your good looks.

Your kindness.

Your ability to make people laugh.

Your musical talents.

Bhuddist

Angry midget pirates.

Christian/Catholic

Unsure/Agnostic

I always try to smile nicely but end up looking like a major creep.

Ridiculous faces ftw!

I've worked out one signature expression/pose that I use in all pictures.

I'm very unphotogenic and look awkward in photos.

I like people who look like they eat babies.

I'm attracted to people who wear bird necklaces.

I like people who are funny and artsy.

I like people who MAKE babies, not people who eat them.

I like to text and drive.

I'm a speedster. The faster the better.

I like to look hot while I drive.

I don't really need to drive, so I just got my license recently/don't have it yet.

I don't like it, but I drink it anyway because it's easy.

I'll take a non-alcoholic beverage over beer any day.

Love it!

I'll drink anything.

I remember everything.

I don't remember things that happened 5 minutes ago.

I remember a lot of important things, but sometimes I forget the little details.

My long term memory isn't very good.

It's just a bunch of random scribbles.

I like to add little hearts or smiley faces.

Simple and legible.

A little messy, but you can still tell it's mine.

I'm only occasionally funny because the things that I say are so ridiculous, people have to laugh.

I enjoy sarcastic humour.

My jokes are simple and easy to understand.

I like intelligent jokes but am also funny in a completely crazy kind of way.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

I FAIL AT IT.

I like to spend my time eating sandwiches.

I watch a lot of youtube videos.

I like to ride my mini bike and mow the lawn.

I like to eat pasta, red wine, and chocolate.

Attack them with a hug.

Say something ridiculous that makes no sense.

Give an enthusiastic "Hello!"

Smile and wave awkwardly.

One.

Ten.

None.

My significant other eats all of my children.