I don't know...
I'm a guy. Why does everyone say I'm a girl?
It is not a question of what gender I am! I will rule you all! AHAHAHAHA!
I'm a girl. Go away now.
...As I was saying...
Not now, son...
Metallic Dark Crimson Violet.
Gray, Dark Gray, Light Gray...
Purple or Red...
The color of DOOM!
Any color that isn't STUPID.
Yellow. No wait Green. Wait...Ummm...
We're all just doomed, doomed, doomed...
I HATE STUPID STINKING HUMANS!
We don't even know them...
They make food. I like food.
Let us rain some doom upon our doomed enemies!
Help yourself to some nachos, and we'll see at the equipment hall.
I was an astronaut once, but then my rocket ship imploded in on itself!
My poor insane son.
Why do you have to have a head?
Alright, im gonna roll on the floor for a while kay?
Send the Armada to attack them.
I would rip their lungs out of their pizza-stealing chest and tear the eyeballs off his pizza-stealing face and then grab his pizza-stealing throat until his quivering body is forever still...
Send them to underground school.
Build a large laser ray to kill them with one shot in a fast virtually painless way.
I'm gonna sing the doom song! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM DODOODOODOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM...
DESTROY THEM WITH IRKEN WEAPONRY!
I don't kill people.
I can't eat much Human food.
Bloaty's Pizza Hog
I don't really care...
I can eat Human food, but I choose not to.
The KRAZY TACO LIGHTBULB!
A Hunter Destroyer Machine
Game Slave 1 or 2
Anything that creates misery amongst children.
Many of my inventions.
A new life
Game Slave and Bloaty's Pizza Hog
A way to cure my son's madness
Proving my beliefs.
All the Piggies in the world!