You May Get
Johnny 3 Tears
Funnyman (aka King Kong)
Reading a book
Dissing people on the internet
Going out with your girlfriend
Hanging with your homies
Playing with your daughter
Nobody, you'll sell it for cash!
You have no friends to bring
Your Best Friend
The dude standing on the sidewalk next to you
You're friends with the band, so it doesn't really matter.
Call up the whole gang to take him out for drinks
Try to steal his girlfriend
Bring over your collection of bad movies and dumb jokes
Go over to his house and cook for him
Invite yourself over to play xbox
Offer to watch his daughter or pet for him
Spend the whole day cuddling in close proximity with him until you get sick too
Laughing so much you didn't notice someone was taking a photo
Taking the photo
Tackle hugging the nearest person to you
Trying to look good
Trying to fit another straw up your nose
None really, it's too short.
I just put a hat on
I brush it and forget to cut it
Around 30 minutes, got to make it look good!
I've never taken my baseball cap off before, so I don't know if I have hair.
It depends on the day, sometimes it's an unfixable mess...
I just wake up looking this good bitch!
Your super defined eyebrows
Your big teeth
Wu Tang Clan
All Hail The Yeti
They found your cocaine stash
Partying too hard, you thought they were joking when they said get off the tables...
From the Ground
How We Roll
Managing another band
Filing Law Suits
Your nine lives shirt
Your dove and grenade hoodie
A tank top
I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants So fuck 5 bucks just fill up my cup, don't kiss me bitch you just threw up. Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination your mother's couch.
Do you realize I would lie for you? Please have my last breath, I would die for you I know I'm no good but my heart beats true You know I'm gonna fight, though I might be scared to lose
Nobody likes me No one likes me Why? 'Cause I don't like them Uh huh, I don't, nu uh Now it's much too late To say you're sorry Don't care what you think Uh huh, I don't, nu uh
I feel like a million bucks But truth is, I'm about a bill away from broke as fuck But I got a little weed, so I'mma roll it up 'Cause Funny's got a funny feeling it could change his luck
So watch the city light the sky Cause there's something about tonight Yeah, there's something about tonight So watch this city light the sky And even if you close your eyes You'll never feel so alive
What's love? It's true Dark hearts don't break, they bruise Fuck love, fuck you I'm dying just to hurt you too
Don't invite Scene over he pees at sleep overs He asked your sister out just so he could cheat on her What a creep loner, shit i couldn't sink lower You just got a mean boner from a Charlie Scene poster
You played/play high school football or another sport
You went to Yale or another ivy league school
You speak Spanish fluently
You have a nose piercing
You're a fan of Miley Cyrus
You have copious amounts of tattoos
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