Being stuck in the same boring place forever
Running out of booze
Running out of tea
Turning into a giant man-fly hybrid
Being kicked up the arse
"Shut up, you little bollocks"
"There's always time for a nice cup of tea"
"That money was just resting in my account!"
"It's like a big tide of jam coming toward us, but jam made out of old women"
Bossing other people around
Preparing the food
Trying - and failing - to entertain others with your anecdotes
Getting absolutely hammered
Telling the host what music they should play
Locking yourself in the toilet by mistake
Doing something enjoyable but exciting
Sitting in an armchair and getting drunk
Throwing your weight around in some way, shape or form
Making everybody a nice, soothing cup of tea
Dreaming about spider-babies
George W Bush
People not accepting your help
People letting you down
Not being able to do what you want
The concept of small vs far away
Yes - because I'm always the one in charge
No - I feel like I'm unappreciated for my talents
No - everybody else keeps trying to make me act 'responsible'
Yes - everything's just grand really, isn't it?
Yes - my life's pretty simple, but rewarding
Greed and envy
Gluttony and sloth
What are those then?