Which Father Ted Character Are You?
If you love the television show “Father Ted,” then this quiz was designed just for you! Start the quiz and find out which of the characters from the show you have the most in common with!
- 1.
What's your biggest fear?
- A.
Being stuck in the same boring place forever
- B.
Running out of booze
- C.
Running out of tea
- D.
Turning into a giant man-fly hybrid
- E.
Being kicked up the arse
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- 2.
You are most likely to say...?
- A.
"Shut up, you little bollocks"
- B.
"Feck off!"
- C.
"There's always time for a nice cup of tea"
- D.
"That money was just resting in my account!"
- E.
"It's like a big tide of jam coming toward us, but jam made out of old women"
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- 3.
Which of these things could you not do without?
- A.
Cigarettes
- B.
Booze
- C.
Cake
- D.
Rollerblades
- E.
Bossing other people around
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- 4.
At parties, you are mostly found...?
- A.
Preparing the food
- B.
Trying - and failing - to entertain others with your anecdotes
- C.
Getting absolutely hammered
- D.
Telling the host what music they should play
- E.
Locking yourself in the toilet by mistake
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- 5.
Which of these is a word others would use to describe you?
- A.
Helpful
- B.
Loud
- C.
Stressed
- D.
Scary
- E.
Stupid
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- 6.
How do you like to spend your free time?
- A.
Doing something enjoyable but exciting
- B.
Sitting in an armchair and getting drunk
- C.
Throwing your weight around in some way, shape or form
- D.
Making everybody a nice, soothing cup of tea
- E.
Dreaming about spider-babies
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- 7.
Which of these people do you most admire?
- A.
Bill Gates
- B.
Keith Moon
- C.
George W Bush
- D.
Florence Nightingale
- E.
Ghengis Khan
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- 8.
Which of these things most annoys you?
- A.
People not accepting your help
- B.
People letting you down
- C.
People generally
- D.
Not being able to do what you want
- E.
The concept of small vs far away
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- 9.
Are you happy with your lot in life?
- A.
Yes - because I'm always the one in charge
- B.
No - I feel like I'm unappreciated for my talents
- C.
No - everybody else keeps trying to make me act 'responsible'
- D.
Yes - everything's just grand really, isn't it?
- E.
Yes - my life's pretty simple, but rewarding
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- 10.
Which of the seven deadly sins are you most guilty of?
- A.
Greed and envy
- B.
Gluttony and sloth
- C.
Pride
- D.
Wrath
- E.
What are those then?
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