I, Cogsworth, will take you on an adventure to find your true personality expressed in Beauty and the Beast characters. If you are lucky, you will find your personality congruous with mine. However, I am a rare creature and you shouldn't expect such luck. Peasant.
Eyes and Hair the Color of Excrement; Skin Whiter Than a Midwestern Suburb
Short Elegant Curls and a Healthy Figure
Effeminately Curled Blonde Hair and the Physique of a Starving Peasant
Sophisticated and Pleasantly Plump with a Matriarchal Gaze
'Roided-Up and Overly Hairy
Like an Over-Sexed, Reckless Cretin
Oversensitive and Temperamental
Nurturing and Kind
Witty and Respectable
Like a Know-It-All Peasant
Librarian/Professor
Professional Liar (Politician)
Glorified Home Depot Employee (Interior Designer)
Lovely Person who Encourages Cleanliness (Housekeeper)
Chef
English
Science
Physical Education
Choir/Drama
Math
(The Brooding Loner) Batman
Feminist Icon (Wonder Woman)
Nerd who Knows How to Run (The Flash)
Useless Fish (Aquaman)
Witty Anti-Hero (Deadpool)
Tom Hiddleston
Emma Watson
Joe Mangeniello
Jamie Campbell-Bower
Megan Fox
Blake Lively
Hippie Trash (Bohemian)
Traditional
Tacky and Gaudy Hollywood
Literal Trash (Vintage)
Cultured Simplicity (Country)
Downton Abbey
Doctor Who
True Blood
Supernatural
Golden Girls
Marvin Gaye
Nicki Minaj
Justin Bieber
Taylor Swift
Halsey
The Storied and Noble Poodle
A Ridiculous Pomeranian
An Absurdly Oversized Saint Bernard
A Complaining Dalmatian
The Very Sweet Cocker Spaniel
Me
Me
Me
Me
Mrs. Potts
Netflix (Lazy!)
Reading Books (Dweeb!)
Working Out (Jock!)
Cooking (A Very Useful Skill)
Listening to/Playing Music