Which Conspiracy Theorist Are You?

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Which Conspiracy Theorist Are You?

Take the quiz below to find out which conspiracy theorist you resemble the most!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Who secretly controls the world?
    • A. 

      Reptilian humanoids

    • B. 

      The Jews

    • C. 

      There is no single group that controls the world, you idiot.

  • 2. 
    Vaccinations are...
    • A. 

      Effective and save millions of lives.

    • B. 

      The leading cause of Autism.

    • C. 

      Tools of the elite used for mind control.

  • 3. 
    The Illuminati are...
    • A. 

      A small group of wealthy and powerful people who are controlling every detail of our day-to-day lives.

    • B. 

      A disturbing fantasy that entertains troubled individuals.

    • C. 

      A group of powerful reptilian humanoids who intend on enslaving and destroying humanity.

  • 4. 
    The world banking system...
    • A. 

      Is just one more tool used by the Bilderberg Group to move the world towards a centralized government.

    • B. 

      Is based on the concept of lending money that doesn't exist and then charging interest on the "principal".

    • C. 

      Is a legitimate and complicated system that is not a conspiracy.

  • 5. 
    Who was responsible for the events of September 11th, 2001?
    • A. 

      Al Qaeda, a dangerous terrorist organization.

    • B. 

      The global elite

    • C. 

      The United States government, in hopes of starting a war in the Middle East for the purpose of taking oil.

  • 6. 
    I am...
    • A. 

      Sane.

    • B. 

      Completely insane.

    • C. 

      Out of my mind to the point were there is no chance of returning to normal.

  • 7. 
    Bohemian Grove...
    • A. 

      Is a secret compound in California where the wealthy elite plan out world events in a more informal environment and engage in Satanic practices.

    • B. 

      Is a retreat where wealthy individuals engage in unorthodox stress-relieving activities.

    • C. 

      Is a retreat where reptilian bloodlines transform back into their natural reptilian form.