Which Conspiracy Theorist Are You?
-
+
Take the quiz below to find out which conspiracy theorist you resemble the most!
- 1.Who secretly controls the world?
- A.
Reptilian humanoids
- B.
The Jews
- C.
There is no single group that controls the world, you idiot.
- 2.Vaccinations are...
- A.
Effective and save millions of lives.
- B.
The leading cause of Autism.
- C.
Tools of the elite used for mind control.
- 3.The Illuminati are...
- A.
A small group of wealthy and powerful people who are controlling every detail of our day-to-day lives.
- B.
A disturbing fantasy that entertains troubled individuals.
- C.
A group of powerful reptilian humanoids who intend on enslaving and destroying humanity.
- 4.The world banking system...
- A.
Is just one more tool used by the Bilderberg Group to move the world towards a centralized government.
- B.
Is based on the concept of lending money that doesn't exist and then charging interest on the "principal".
- C.
Is a legitimate and complicated system that is not a conspiracy.
- 5.Who was responsible for the events of September 11th, 2001?
- A.
Al Qaeda, a dangerous terrorist organization.
- B.
The global elite
- C.
The United States government, in hopes of starting a war in the Middle East for the purpose of taking oil.
- 6.I am...
- A.
Sane.
- B.
Completely insane.
- C.
Out of my mind to the point were there is no chance of returning to normal.
- 7.Bohemian Grove...
- A.
Is a secret compound in California where the wealthy elite plan out world events in a more informal environment and engage in Satanic practices.
- B.
Is a retreat where wealthy individuals engage in unorthodox stress-relieving activities.
- C.
Is a retreat where reptilian bloodlines transform back into their natural reptilian form.
Back to top