Which Bond Villain Are You?

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Which Bond Villain Are You?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which of these is your preferred hobby? 
    • A. 

      Playing poker

    • B. 

      Playing darts

    • C. 

      Computer coding

    • D. 

      Swimming

    • E. 

      Making money

    • F. 

      Disposing of people who have failed you

  • 2. 
    Which of these is your ideal pet? 
    • A. 

      A cute little cat

    • B. 

      A man-eating shark

    • C. 

      A chamaeleon

    • D. 

      A gun-dog - so it can bring back what you shoot

    • E. 

      A golden-egg laying goose

    • F. 

      Snake - just in case you need to whip someone's balls with it

  • 3. 
    Which of these describes your ideal companion? 
    • A. 

      Strong and menacing - with amazing teeth

    • B. 

      Nerdy computer whizz

    • C. 

      Someone who won't mock you for your weedy quirks

    • D. 

      Someone who never makes mistakes

    • E. 

      Stylish, rock-hard butler with a silly name

    • F. 

      A tiny personal assistant with a silly name

  • 4. 
    Describe your dream home...
    • A. 

      Slick jungle pad with a MASSIVE satellite dish

    • B. 

      Trendy private island in the sun

    • C. 

      Minimalist penthouse suite

    • D. 

      Ultra-bling Hollywood mansion

    • E. 

      Secret volcano-lair

    • F. 

      Hi-tech submarine

  • 5. 
    How do you like to spend your evenings? 
    • A. 

      Hitting the town

    • B. 

      Playing video games

    • C. 

      Hosting dinner parties

    • D. 

      Chilling on a boat

    • E. 

      Checking your bank balance

    • F. 

      Plotting to take over the world

  • 6. 
    What really irritates you? 
    • A. 

      People sticking their nose in your business

    • B. 

      Losing

    • C. 

      Being under-valued

    • D. 

      Old friends who show up unannounced

    • E. 

      People who mess up

    • F. 

      The presence of land-based civilization

  • 7. 
    If you had to choose a method of execution for your worst enemy, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Shoot them with a single bullet

    • B. 

      Blast them with an orbital laser

    • C. 

      Prank them with a dastardly chair

    • D. 

      Prank them with a dastardly chair - and a shark

    • E. 

      Smother them with an ironic substance

    • F. 

      Poison

  • 8. 
    Which of these are you most afraid of? 
    • A. 

      Mannequins

    • B. 

      Planes

    • C. 

      Heights

    • D. 

      Helicopters (and chimneys)

    • E. 

      People finding out you're really a wimp

    • F. 

      Rude dinner guests