Slip itching powder down their backs. That should keep them busy.
Hiss..at them and keep walking.
Hit them over the head with any object in your hands.
Seduce him into your trap.
Create a smoke screen that you hide behind..when batman touches it...a cage drops trapping him... hehe
Invent an umbrella that covers his Batcave trapping him inside.
Rob a jewelry store.
Create a mirage enticing people out of the bank, then run in to make some quick cash.
Reach into a cash register walking out with what you want.
Laugh, and toss some jumping beans his way.
Train them to be you accomplice in crime.
Could not care less unless it was a baby bird.
Send them a basket of ducks.
Send them flowers that squirt the crush when they lean in to smell them.
Simply slink by and catch their eye...
Cool and calm