Which Animal Farm Character Are You?

1. Someone says to you, "It's a nice day, isn't it?" You respond with...

"Yes, almost as pretty as me!"

"I guess...I have to get back to work now."

"I know. You may thank me now."

"Who cares?"

"It won't be nice if you keep talking!"

A dirty look

2. You like to wear...

Anything that can be used as a weapon.

Medals you've won.

It doesn't matter - fashions are always changing.

Outfits that enhance my natural beauty.

Sandwich boards announcing the latest news & gossip.

3. What is your preferred beverage?

A (legal) stiff drink

Milk

Water

Anything sweet

Blood...er....water

4. How do you handle problems that arise?

I meet them head-on and determine the best ways to overcome them.

I let others get all worked up; I just roll with the punches.

I don't try very hard to solve my problems - I just kind of repeat the same mistakes.

I use my superior intellect and assign someone else to do the hard work.

I put forth my best effort to fix problems, even if it means sweating a bit.

Problems? What problems? Life is perfect!

There are no such things as problems - just solutions waiting to be determined.

5. Do you like being in charge?

I'm used to it, so... I guess.

I'm content to let my specialized skills be used by a strong leader.

I like to take charge. I have strong ideas and can get things done.

Of course! I'm so good at it, too.

I'm better at being a good worker - tell me what to do, and I'll do it.

I don't care, as long as I'm well taken care of.

6. What is your ideal profession?

Something in construction or outdoors

A CEO of a profitable company

A lawyer

Something in advertising or marketing

A beauty queen

A member of a special ops force

7. How do you feel about reading?

Reading? What a waste of time! I have more important things to do.

I enjoy reading - it's a good way to learn new things.

It's okay, but books don't really tell me anything new.

I admire people who read a lot, but I don't think I'm smart enough to understand it myself.

Why bother reading? I can just tell you everything you need to know.

8. You find out that people have been talking about you behind your back. You...

Make sure that they're only saying good things. If they're not...you'll take care of it.

Know it's only natural to talk about me - I'm so wonderful!

Try to determine the root of the problem and confront the person.

Start spreading new rumors that give a positive spin to the old ones.

Wonder what you did to deserve this but resolve to work harder to win their approval.

Don't really care. They're just going to talk about someone else tomorrow.

Make them regret the day the ever said anything bad about me.

9. Which item do you think best represents you?

Expensive clothes

Tabloid

Brass knuckles

Wheelbarrow

Book

Mirror

Comfortable shoes

Question mark

10. What's your idea of the perfect date?

An expensive, fancy meal paid by someone who treats me like royalty.

A hearty home-cooked meal with all the fixings made by that special someone.

Eating someplace cheap and not too fancy at a place of my choosing.

Something low-key like a casual coffee and interesting conversation.

Cooking a meal or making something together.

Going to a carnival or fair where there's a lot going on.

Date? Why bother?

11. More than anything, you LOVE...

Telling others what to do

Looking pretty

Working hard

Hunting

Being comfortable

You don't really love anything

Spreading gossip

Setting and achieving goals