Can't I live off my parents?
Settling Down With A Nice Guy/Girl
I'll Flirt But I'm Not The Settling Down Type...
Can't I Stay Home
None! I rather Adopt
Yell at them for a good couple minutes! Then make them study.
Tell them to try harder and try not to bring things like this again.
Forget about it, they have their whole life ahead of them!
Start Talking about financial problems, that they will have
No Way! You're Not Dropping Out!
Get The monopoly, start talking about financial problems and then tell them that they are really stupid, if they think they will be able to support a gf/bf and still have money afterwards
Talk to them about how its important to stay in school
Do the; I'll-Make-You-Feel-Guilty-Until-You-Get-The-Minivan Trick
Get a car that equally is pretty and cool, but safe and good for the kids
Forget about both the cars!
Probably A Mid Life Crisis....
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