Blind him with a rainbow!
Cloak his vision with darkness so he can't see.
Ask him if he wants you join your club.
DAKOTA FANNING!!! OMG!!!!
Trap him with a giant cage of ice and keep him as a prisoner.
Poppity pop pop!
Say that they must have not gotten much sleep that night and take them to the nurse.
Disapeer into the alley and never see them again.
'accidentally' knock them out so that they can't remember why they thought you were a super hero.
Ask them not to tell.
Electricute them then keep them locked in your house as your slave.
Make him fly into the sky and get trapped on a cloud than rule the country!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!!
SWING SWING FROM THE TANGELS OF MY HEART!!!
Turn into a fish than swim down the toilet out of the White House, than call up your super hero friends and convince them that the president's an imposter than attack him and prove to the world that he's an imposter.
Turn into a bird and fly out of the room.
Make something of his catch on fire to distract him and while he's distracted, jump out the window.
Make the room full of darkness so he can't see, than sneak out of the room.