What Type Of Drunk Are You?

To a house party, where all my many friends will be.

To a quiet bar where to chill out

Someplace where I can meet (or pick up) someone new.

Anywhere that sells booze

I didn`t really want to go out but my friends are dragging me.

No, I want to last the pace

Always start with a carryout

Sitting in a corner with a load of mates and having the craic

Just sitting at the bar alone

Talking the head of some random unfortunate person

In the bathroom, trying to get out the drink you just spilled on yourself

Throwing the shots down your neck

Get me up there

Last time I did I fell ontop of the machine & broke it

Hide me not a chance am I signing, not sober anyway

That steaming ive no idea whats going on

love karaoke! My friends & I just laugh at everyone up there

Atmosphere and the crowd

Drink specials.

How hot the bar staff is

How much talent goes there.

If there a party I’m there

No, not that fussed on parties

Last one to leave or get kicked out

Yeah

Hell no!

Prefer a chilled bar

They`re too cramped and hectic.

I started it, and if you know what`s good for you, you`ll let me finish it too.

I`m taking advantage of this rare opportunity to throw some chairs.

I`m trying to pull people off each other.

I`m watching with disgust from a safe distance.

Fight? I`m just looking for the bathroom.

I am going home, because I`m staggering drunk.

I never remember last orders being called

I’m skipping last orders & taking this person home

I`m going to find a party no matter what

Actually, I am just going home.

In my bed.

In someone else`s bed.

On the floor.

Outside

I don`t know.

Hit the bar for a cure

Rough is not the word

In pain. What did I do to myself last night?

Depressed.

I feel good & ready for the day