What Type Of Drunk Are You?

12 Questions | Total Attempts: 655

Stoner Quizzes & Trivia

This quiz is for fun & the result will let the user know "What sort of drunk they are"


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It’s a Saturday night and your gona hit the town. What you gona wear?
    • A. 

      Something HOT to try to pick up someone

    • B. 

      Black or dull colour clothing

    • C. 

      Jeans and a t-shirt, or something comfortable.

    • D. 

      Anything I really don’t care what people think of me.

  • 2. 
    So where are you planning to go?
    • A. 

      To a house party, where all my many friends will be.

    • B. 

      To a quiet bar where to chill out

    • C. 

      Someplace where I can meet (or pick up) someone new.

    • D. 

      Anywhere that sells booze

    • E. 

      I didn`t really want to go out but my friends are dragging me.

  • 3. 
    You haven`t went out yet. But have you already started drinking?
    • A. 

      No, I want to last the pace

    • B. 

      Always start with a carryout

  • 4. 
    If I found you at the bar, where in the bar would you be?
    • A. 

      Sitting in a corner with a load of mates and having the craic

    • B. 

      Just sitting at the bar alone

    • C. 

      Talking the head of some random unfortunate person

    • D. 

      In the bathroom, trying to get out the drink you just spilled on yourself

    • E. 

      Throwing the shots down your neck

  • 5. 
    It`s karaoke night! What are your feelings on this?
    • A. 

      Get me up there

    • B. 

      Last time I did I fell ontop of the machine & broke it

    • C. 

      Hide me not a chance am I signing, not sober anyway

    • D. 

      That steaming ive no idea whats going on

    • E. 

      love karaoke! My friends & I just laugh at everyone up there

  • 6. 
    What’s most important when deciding which bar to go to?
    • A. 

      Atmosphere and the crowd

    • B. 

      Drink specials.

    • C. 

      How hot the bar staff is

    • D. 

      How much talent goes there.

  • 7. 
    Do you like crazy parties?
    • A. 

      If there a party I’m there

    • B. 

      No, not that fussed on parties

    • C. 

      Last one to leave or get kicked out

  • 8. 
    Do you like thumping dance clubs?
    • A. 

      Yeah

    • B. 

      Hell no!

    • C. 

      Prefer a chilled bar

    • D. 

      They`re too cramped and hectic.

  • 9. 
    There`s a bar fight. Do you get involved?
    • A. 

      I started it, and if you know what`s good for you, you`ll let me finish it too.

    • B. 

      I`m taking advantage of this rare opportunity to throw some chairs.

    • C. 

      I`m trying to pull people off each other.

    • D. 

      I`m watching with disgust from a safe distance.

    • E. 

      Fight? I`m just looking for the bathroom.

  • 10. 
    Last Orders?
    • A. 

      I am going home, because I`m staggering drunk.

    • B. 

      I never remember last orders being called

    • C. 

      I’m skipping last orders & taking this person home

    • D. 

      I`m going to find a party no matter what

    • E. 

      Actually, I am just going home.

  • 11. 
    At some point, you go to sleep. Where do you wake up?
    • A. 

      In my bed.

    • B. 

      In someone else`s bed.

    • C. 

      On the floor.

    • D. 

      Outside

    • E. 

      I don`t know.

  • 12. 
    How do you feel when you wake up?
    • A. 

      Hit the bar for a cure

    • B. 

      Rough is not the word

    • C. 

      In pain. What did I do to myself last night?

    • D. 

      Depressed.

    • E. 

      I feel good & ready for the day

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