What South Park Character Are You?

8 Questions | Total Attempts: 63

What South Park Character Are You Quizzes & Trivia

Ever wonder if you were like Cartmen or Stan? Maybe even Chef? Now, You can find out.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You see a group of cute little talking woodland critters. what do you do?
    • A. 

      You help them achieve their goal, whatever it is.

    • B. 

      Get away. You don't want trouble.

  • 2. 
    Thieves have held your class hostage in a pioneer village, and none of the employees will tell them where the safe is. They have one of your best friends and are about to kill him. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Make the ultimate sacrifice: Looking like a dork.

    • B. 

      Ditch the class, go to Super Phun Thyme!

  • 3. 
    The Underwear gnomes are taking your underwear. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Step on them. They're small enough to fit under your foot

    • B. 

      Spontaneously die. Someone put cyanide in your coffee.

  • 4. 
    Do you own a poofball hat?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

  • 5. 
    What do you think of people with Tourette's Syndrome?
    • A. 

      It'll help Me get whatever I want!

    • B. 

      I wouldn't pretend I had it. But my fat stereotypical enemy is pretendind he has it.

  • 6. 
    Mnnmhnmhnm (Who said that?)
    • A. 

      Kenny

    • B. 

      Keeny!

  • 7. 
    What do you think of Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo?
    • A. 

      He's coming? When?

    • B. 

      He's a piece of CRAP!

  • 8. 
    Your girlfriend just broke up with you. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Turn goth.

    • B. 

      We didn't break up, I died!

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