You help them achieve their goal, whatever it is.
Get away. You don't want trouble.
Make the ultimate sacrifice: Looking like a dork.
Ditch the class, go to Super Phun Thyme!
Step on them. They're small enough to fit under your foot
Spontaneously die. Someone put cyanide in your coffee.
It'll help Me get whatever I want!
I wouldn't pretend I had it. But my fat stereotypical enemy is pretendind he has it.
He's coming? When?
He's a piece of CRAP!
We didn't break up, I died!
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