I call the fire department to help getting that poor kitty out of the tree.
Kitten? KITTEN? That is no kitten. Okay, maybe it is, but if, then it's just a bait for a treesnatcher. I am not going near that thing unless i have my flame thrower with me.
I climb that tree and get the kitten down.
Meh. That stupid kitten should have known better. Maybe I am feeling a bit down, but I am on an important mission. Sorry, Kitten.
A kitten? No way! That is so sad! I have this multy-blade-anti-tree-on-my-head-fall apparatus here. I cut down every tree in the street so the poor thing will not be caught up in any other lofty adventure. You're welcome.
Not again. And I tried to keep out of any relationships at all. Same procedure as always: Change name, address, country, continent, hair color, accent and mask.
I catch up with him/her and recruit him/her. If he goes that far in believing about monsters, we could really use with some more power.
I drag him into the next closet and "cure" him. I am sorry about this sacrifice but its a small price to pay.
I told them for ages. Maybe they will believe me once another person also talks about this? I look forward to the discussion.
I have seen this coming. There are three possible Steps: I am the first to report the snitch! He or she will be dragged out as a crazy person. Or I will disarm the snitch by denying everything claimed. If the snitch goes on, I have some evidence ready, that will truly discredit this person. Shouldn't have meddled.
Uhhh, that is amazing. I would love to have a giant cellar with three steel doors and an impenetrable security system. I would collect one specimen of them all to study them and learn their weaknesses even better.
I always wanted a chemistry lab of my own. Or an apothecary, maybe a book shop. Something, where I can hide my millions of ingredients and experiment in peace.
I would love to have a place of calm and distraction. Somewhere, where no monster ever would come and if some dare enter, i want to feel strong enough to laugh at it. I am thinking: fortress, pirate ship, tree house. With secret doors and defenses.
The others are so prone on fighting all the time. Always on the lookout. I say: Let the fights happen, when they happen and in the meantime I would love to life my life happily in a nice house with pool and gym and tvroom. Can I hire a personal cook? Oh boy!!!
Ghost in the Shell, here I come! I would vote for a dust free, self cleaning workshop or underground server room of hope and wonder. I could host my own online gaming platform there!
I alarm the other squads and find a safe lookout.
I categorize the monster, which helps me to figure out its weaknesses. If i have the right tools with me, I attack. If not, I distract it and run into a prepared trap. I trained for this - i am faster than the poor victim.
Tentacles you say? And it's probably night? Help will not be here in time. I wait until the monster is done and gone and try to help the victim. If I go in now, there will be two victims.
I would opt for electro shocks, but since it already has a victim, I wonder what I am doing outside and walk back where i came from. Slowly.
You couldn't be more wrong. I am seeing this girl/boy right now and it's going pretty swell. I am not running around telling everybody about what I can see. I enjoy social activities and helping others out.
If my imaginary friend was real, I would ask for him/her/it. That would be amazing. Pretty please?
I've seen enough of humanity to ask for "intelligent" companions. But a small, friendly animal like a hamster or a mouse - nothing with too much personality.
A cat. No doubt about that. It could do whatever it pleases and I would feed it from time to time. If i could go fancy, a large cat would be nice. like a sabretooth tiger. But that is illogical.
An initiate would be nice, a pupil, an intern? Somebody who started Seeing just recently. I have so much to teach. And so much to sort out.
Knowing every book by heart. Everybody copied their homework from me. I was also very good at faking signatures. I liked school
My name? I don't get this question. I like school.
Trophies. Piles of them. Did you know, they throw trophies at you for "spirit"? And lifting stuff? Not just trophies, that's how i paid for college as well. I was a bit competitive, though.
Fixing computers and playing video games. Luckily this is socially acceptable now.
Being the weird kid. The art person. I have no idea, why my dream pictures got my parents called to school all the time. I also rang the fire alarm several times and prevented accidents.
Movie Star, Olympic Gold Medallist
*mumbles* vet, ah, um. Surgeon!
Archaeologist, Cave Explorer, Stone Colector
Game Designer, Scientist
Yaaay, I will have a 5 story tall cake in the shape of a dragon. We will have a magician and a professional story teller and everybody has to wear costumes! We will also have kind of motto, like: Wild Jungle Adventures or Board Game Mania or Medieval Fantasy Times or Space!
Pizza, energy drinks and 6 freshly rigged machines all hooked up. Maybe we can test out my new alternate reality glasses or that new map i created from the local sewer systems.
If I really have to, we will have a... reading party. Everybody brings their favorite poetry and we will have some tea. Maybe one glass of wine. I also know about funerals.
Maybe I could use the guests for finally exploring that dark area I never dared to go to alone. I could make a paper chase or paintball match out of it. If they get hungry we will enter any brightly lit fast food restaurant on the way.
I would try to give my guests the best time possible. The celebration will be according to the celebrated event. I am not shy of asking for professional help here. My aunt really knows about this kind of stuff. I am happy as soon as the punch is a bit pinched.
Thats why i cut all bonds with society. There simply is no one and nothing that can be used to blackmail me. That monster has to go down. I am used to the hosts being changed by the monster and the attack. If it takes over my precious, sane brain... there is just one thing to do.
I am torn. There are just a few people I really care about. But THEY have to be stopped. I will kill the monster before risking it to go free, even if it means harming the host. But I will probably never close the eyes again.
I believe in the power of friendship and hope. No monster can be THAT evil. I would go through nightmare hell and back to get my friend/pet/plushie back.
CHARGE. No, seriously, CHARGE that thing away. There is no time for deliberation. If that thing has my kid/spouse/pet, it has to GO DOWN. NOW.
Interesting. I would find a way to freeze both up and carefully disect them. The Monster, I mean and extract my posession/friend from it. If it does not work, I will find a way to fix him/her. No worries.
A hearty meal or protein shake or a delicious plate of fruit
Food? oh. that stuff. I think i have some crackers somewhere.
Sweets! But everything Grangran cooks, is amazing.
Salad or homemade stew or cantina food, if the working place doesn't charge extra.
Take away stuff
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