Let's See What Kind Of Bender Are You?

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Are you a hotheaded Firebender? A compassionate Waterbender? A stubborn Earthbender? Or even one of the ever-elusive Airbenders? You don’t know yet. You might be nothing. You might be a Zeppo. Didn’t think of that, did you?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You meet an attractive member of the opposite sex, who asks if you want to get a drink. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Stammer and blush. Say wherever they want to go is fine.

    • B. 

      Graciously accept. Ask where they would like to go?

    • C. 

      Tell them that getting drinks is great and all, but you know a dance place with amazing music you’d like to show them…

    • D. 

      You don’t need to answer. You have already chosen the best bar in town and ordered your date a drink.

    • E. 

      Yes, you’d love to! Oh my God, this is exciting! Unless it ends terribly. That seems possible.

  • 2. 
    You got to the bar. When you get to the door there’s an unfamiliar man asking for a $10 cover charge. There’s never been a charge before. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Tell him that swindling people is wrong and you will be contacting the authorities immediately

    • B. 

      Ask him a series of increasingly difficult questions about the establishment to try and trip him up. Then ask to speak to the manager.

    • C. 

      Give him the ten bucks. Maybe there’s something exciting happening inside! Or maybe he really needs the money.

    • D. 

      Tell him you’re not stupid and ask if he’s wearing his grandmother’s prom dress. Get ready to duke it out.

    • E. 

      Ignore him and keep walking. Let him try to stop you from getting into that bar.

  • 3. 
    The man begins to get aggressive with you. What philosophy do you use to reason with him?
    • A. 

      Confucianism: You tell him that by violating agreed-upon customs of peace, he is disrupting the community. "He who rules his state on a moral basis would be supported by the people."

    • B. 

      Buddhism: You tell him that violence will not help the situation. “Hatred does not cease hatred, but only love.”

    • C. 

      Taoism: You tell him that he needs to look inward for fulfillment. “Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.”

    • D. 

      Sun Tzu: Give him a warning. “People who do not lay down their arms will die by their arms.”

    • E. 

      The Force: You warn him that his path is a slippery one. “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.”

  • 4. 
    The man gives you a shove. Looks like it’ll be a brawl. What fighting stance do you take?
    • A. 

      Northern Shaolin. You need hard and fast punches and kicks if you’re going to take this dirtbag out quickly.

    • B. 

      Hung Gar. You need to be firmly planted so that he can’t knock you over or force you to give ground.

    • C. 

      Ba Gua. With quick movements and directional changes, you can probably get this guy confused and avoid anyone getting hurt.

    • D. 

      Tai Chi. If you’re centered and balanced, you can use his aggression and movement against him.

    • E. 

      A combination of Walker, Texas Ranger’s roundhouse kicks to the face and Yoda’s gerbil-on-crack evasive dancing. See if you can scare him into retreating.

  • 5. 
    You succeeded in tripping the man as he came at you. Now he’s lying on the ground, at your mercy. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Tie him up and subject him to your victory dance.

    • B. 

      Leave him there. Go get a drink

    • C. 

      Try to figure out what happened in his past to make him so violent, and see if you can help him resolve some of his issues.

    • D. 

      Buy him a drink. Try to talk it out.

    • E. 

      Punch him in the friggin’ head!

  • 6. 
    Uh-oh. The police were notified of your scuffle and are on their way. You run to the back room, but it’s locked! What do you do?
    • A. 

      Look for a window to go through

    • B. 

      Kick the door in

    • C. 

      Pick the lock

    • D. 

      Start compiling a disguise to fool the police

    • E. 

      Knock

  • 7. 
    There’s no way out. Time to make a daring escape with the help of your animal guide! What do you choose?
    • A. 

      A dragon! That way you can escape in any direction and use fire to dissuade on any pursuers.

    • B. 

      A badger-mole! The quickest way from Point A to Point B is a straight line, and now you can make a straight line under roads, fields and anything that gets in your way.

    • C. 

      A flying bison! The simplest way out of a sticky situation is up and away.

    • D. 

      The… moon. The moon will guide your steps along the quickest and most advantageous path.

    • E. 

      A car. And you feel the need to mention that the moon is not an animal.

  • 8. 
    What chakra is most easily opened for you?
    • A. 

      Third Eye Chakra (Forehead): You are intuitive, imaginative, and far-thinking. Grasping the larger picture comes easily to you.

    • B. 

      Crown Chakra (Top of Head): You are a very spiritual person and find it easy to disconnect from yourself and connect to the cosmos.

    • C. 

      Root Chakra (Spine): You are not easily frightened or cowed. You are a survivor, and never worry about what the next day will bring.

    • D. 

      Sacral Chakra (Lower Abdomen): You find it easy to connect with people who are different than you. You value knew information, culture and experiences.

    • E. 

      Throat Chakra (Throat): You are assertive and confident in voicing your thoughts and opinions. You are good at uncovering and pointing out the truth.

  • 9. 
    Which chakra is blocked for you?
    • A. 

      Solar Plexus Chakra (Upper Abdomen): Sometimes you have low self-esteem and worry that you are not quite in control of your life.

    • B. 

      Sacral Chakra (Lower Abdomen): You like other people just fine, as long as they don’t try to change you. You don’t like change, or being forced into new things.

    • C. 

      Heart Chakra (Chest): Your ability to love and forgive is occasionally blocked by grief or hurt, which manifest as anger and blame.

    • D. 

      Root Chakra (Spine): You are practical and a bit of a worrier. You never feel quite grounded, and worry about your financial future, tomorrow’s weather and your own survival.

    • E. 

      Throat Chakra: You aren’t always sure how to word things, and speeches definitely aren’t your thing. You’d rather let everyone work things out by themselves.

  • 10. 
    What is the best form of government, in your opinion?
    • A. 

      Tribal community: Everyone knows each other, works together and helps each other out.

    • B. 

      Imperialism/Military State: People have strong wills and stronger impulses. The best way to keep everyone together is to have a militant leader who always keeps the nation safe and keeps citizens lawful.

    • C. 

      Warrior Caste: People should be ranked based on their usefulness and worth, and should work hard to attain what they want.

    • D. 

      Monarchy: By making leadership a birthright, you maintain custom and keep people together with ritual and shared past. It keeps civilization civil.

    • E. 

      Monasticism: People should be left to their own devices, to create communities where they wish. Then they can focus on self-improvement and live in harmony together as they desire.

  • 11. 
    Which of these qualities is most important to you? Attack, survive, protect, defend, or lead?
    • A. 

      Lead

    • B. 

      Attack

    • C. 

      Protect

    • D. 

      Survive

    • E. 

      Defend

  • 12. 
    Which element would you prefer to bend?
    • A. 

      Air

    • B. 

      Earth

    • C. 

      Fire

    • D. 

      Water

    • E. 

      Fabric ;)