Make the guest a bit brighter by telling a joke.
Cry in sobs and faint.
Kiss the coffin and sing about love.
Make a funny comment on your favorite costumes
Cry because in the movie someone dies.
Make kissy faces at the TV when a guy or girl you like appears.
Throw the book across the room because you don't want to remember her.
Laugh about the good times you had with her.
Keep her book safe in your closet.
Try to woo the store manager into getting it fixed for free.
Have a laughing lunch together so he or she can fix it for free
Yell at him or her until they fix it for free.
Stare at it tearfully.
Start cracking jokes to it for practice.
Smooth talk at it.