Turn them down, but promise to hang next time
Say yes and then not show up
You're down no question
You're already drunk when they call
You say yes, but only hang for a beer or two
Sit down and wait for someone to talk to you so you don't seem like you're drinking alone
Order a drink
Call some friends and invite them out while ordering a drink
Get kicked out because you're not allowed in this bar after what happened last time
Ask for a water
Fun and Sincere
My friends don't talk to me anymore
Lame and Buzzkiller
Crazy and Exciting
Chill and Nice
The 'Out Last Night Team'
The 'Home Early Team'
The 'Call Me if You Need Me Team'
You wouldn't sign you and your friends up for a drinking contest
The 'Bail Me Out' Team
2 weeks or more
1 then take a few days off
Nothing, might as well stay in
Try to convince at least one of them to hang
Go out, get blasted, and end up lost somewhere
Tell them you'll drink in their honor and go to one of your favorite bars and have a few drinks while conversing with some bar friends
Show up at their place with a 12 pack or a fifth, you know they're just too lazy to leave their place
You do nothing
You walk up to the person picking on them and knock'm the eff out!
Calmly remove your friend from the altercation and leave the bar
Ask what the problem is and back your friend up however they need after assessing the situation
Tell your friend to have a seat and drinks are on you