What Is Going To Happen To You In The Future?

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What will happen to you in the future? Pick the one that fits best.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do like to party?
    • A. 

      YES! PARTY PARTY PARTY! FIST PUMPIN' LIKE A CHAMP!

    • B. 

      Yeah, I love being with friends.

    • C. 

      I guess they're nice, but I'd rather go to the movies or eat bacon or something.

    • D. 

      Yeah, it's always fun to provoke people to embarrass themselves

    • E. 

      Yeah! I love experimenting with new drugs :D

  • 2. 
    You're in your crowded work elevator. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I don't work. I don't even know where I could possibly be.

    • B. 

      Fart and/or press every single button. This is the perfect opportunity to make everyone cry.

    • C. 

      Talk on my cell phone about my night of fist pumpin'.

    • D. 

      Greet and smile at each of my co workers.

    • E. 

      Probably sweat a little... or a lot.

  • 3. 
    Could it be... butthole?
    • A. 

      FUCK YEAH, I LOVE IT IN THE ASS.

    • B. 

      I can lick my own butthole. Fun fact.

    • C. 

      I'm so good at breaking the ice, I can use the word butthole in the first sentence.

    • D. 

      Yeah. Mine smells pretty bad.

    • E. 

      Ahh, that's where the secret ingredient comes from!

  • 4. 
    How do you make quick and easy money?
    • A. 

      Scrounge the couch and dressers for snack money.

    • B. 

      A friendly bet.

    • C. 

      Sign myself up for medical studies.

    • D. 

      From my mom.

    • E. 

      Bake sale! You'll never know the secret ingredient ;)

  • 5. 
    What would you do if summoned to jury duty?
    • A. 

      Go ahead and do it. I think the cases can be interesting, even though it takes a long time.

    • B. 

      Go, and while the victim is giving his testimony, laugh hysterically from the bench.

    • C. 

      I don't vote. I'd never get summoned.

    • D. 

      Do it, but get high to make it more enjoyable.

    • E. 

      Send back a Nazi arm band to get out of it.

  • 6. 
    If you were taken on the Maury Show because someone brought you on, what would be your first thought?
    • A. 

      "If that bitch makes me look like a fool, I will publicly mutilate him/her."

    • B. 

      "It's ok. Whatever it is, we'll work it out."

    • C. 

      Boy: "I'm a thousandzz pacent sure I'm not da fatha."

    • D. 

      "I hope I don't have to do any physical activity..."

    • E. 

      "Uhg. Here it comes. Intervention."

    • F. 

      Girl: "I don't give a fuck! I'm havin' a baby. Just 'cause I'm 16 don't mean I can't had kids"

  • 7. 
    A customer at your work is being unnecessarily rude, how do you react?
    • A. 

      Cry and go to my happy place.

    • B. 

      Dump an ashtray into their drink. They'll never even realize it. :]

    • C. 

      Act as politely as possible, but at the same time subtly belittle them because you know you're more intelligent.

    • D. 

      Get sad and then cheer myself up with a steamy cup of hot chocolate with the tiny marshmallows from the break room. And maybe treat myself to a dinner later.

    • E. 

      Rip off your shirt, and tackle them.

  • 8. 
    What is your favorite drink?
    • A. 

      Something healthy like milk, juice, or mineral water.

    • B. 

      My own concoction, but I'm not the one who has to drink it...

    • C. 

      Umm. If melted cheese counts as a drink, then that. If not, I guess maybe soda.

    • D. 

      Hard liquor and/or energy drinks.

    • E. 

      Something relaxing.

  • 9. 
    What is the closest to your view on life?
    • A. 

      Fuck bitches, get money.

    • B. 

      Uhh. You know. It's there. You have to explore new things and stuff. Like food. >.>

    • C. 

      Umm being successful and helpful is what I want.

    • D. 

      Fuck hounds, get Pounds.

    • E. 

      Take advantages of certain situations to make yourself happy.

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