What Is Going To Happen To You In The Future?
What will happen to you in the future? Pick the one that fits best.
- 1.Do like to party?
- A.
YES! PARTY PARTY PARTY! FIST PUMPIN' LIKE A CHAMP!
- B.
Yeah, I love being with friends.
- C.
I guess they're nice, but I'd rather go to the movies or eat bacon or something.
- D.
Yeah, it's always fun to provoke people to embarrass themselves
- E.
Yeah! I love experimenting with new drugs :D
- 2.You're in your crowded work elevator. What do you do?
- A.
I don't work. I don't even know where I could possibly be.
- B.
Fart and/or press every single button. This is the perfect opportunity to make everyone cry.
- C.
Talk on my cell phone about my night of fist pumpin'.
- D.
Greet and smile at each of my co workers.
- E.
Probably sweat a little... or a lot.
- 3.Could it be... butthole?
- A.
FUCK YEAH, I LOVE IT IN THE ASS.
- B.
I can lick my own butthole. Fun fact.
- C.
I'm so good at breaking the ice, I can use the word butthole in the first sentence.
- D.
Yeah. Mine smells pretty bad.
- E.
Ahh, that's where the secret ingredient comes from!
- 4.How do you make quick and easy money?
- A.
Scrounge the couch and dressers for snack money.
- B.
A friendly bet.
- C.
Sign myself up for medical studies.
- D.
From my mom.
- E.
Bake sale! You'll never know the secret ingredient ;)
- 5.What would you do if summoned to jury duty?
- A.
Go ahead and do it. I think the cases can be interesting, even though it takes a long time.
- B.
Go, and while the victim is giving his testimony, laugh hysterically from the bench.
- C.
I don't vote. I'd never get summoned.
- D.
Do it, but get high to make it more enjoyable.
- E.
Send back a Nazi arm band to get out of it.
- 6.If you were taken on the Maury Show because someone brought you on, what would be your first thought?
- A.
"If that bitch makes me look like a fool, I will publicly mutilate him/her."
- B.
"It's ok. Whatever it is, we'll work it out."
- C.
Boy: "I'm a thousandzz pacent sure I'm not da fatha."
- D.
"I hope I don't have to do any physical activity..."
- E.
"Uhg. Here it comes. Intervention."
- F.
Girl: "I don't give a fuck! I'm havin' a baby. Just 'cause I'm 16 don't mean I can't had kids"
- 7.A customer at your work is being unnecessarily rude, how do you react?
- A.
Cry and go to my happy place.
- B.
Dump an ashtray into their drink. They'll never even realize it. :]
- C.
Act as politely as possible, but at the same time subtly belittle them because you know you're more intelligent.
- D.
Get sad and then cheer myself up with a steamy cup of hot chocolate with the tiny marshmallows from the break room. And maybe treat myself to a dinner later.
- E.
Rip off your shirt, and tackle them.
- 8.What is your favorite drink?
- A.
Something healthy like milk, juice, or mineral water.
- B.
My own concoction, but I'm not the one who has to drink it...
- C.
Umm. If melted cheese counts as a drink, then that. If not, I guess maybe soda.
- D.
Hard liquor and/or energy drinks.
- E.
Something relaxing.
- 9.What is the closest to your view on life?
- A.
Fuck bitches, get money.
- B.
Uhh. You know. It's there. You have to explore new things and stuff. Like food. >.>
- C.
Umm being successful and helpful is what I want.
- D.
Fuck hounds, get Pounds.
- E.
Take advantages of certain situations to make yourself happy.
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