Answer each of the following questions truthfully.
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Enforcer
Lightbearer
Play video games.
Go outside.
Volunteer at the local homeless shelter.
Patrol the neighborhood.
Rob and steal.
Fuck shit up!
Ronald Reagan
Gandhi
Barack Obama
Fuck politicians!
Bill Gates?
Benito Mousoulini
Pig
Grasshopper
All animals are awesome, especially whales.
What's an animal?
Robots.
Anything but a rat.
Cattle prod.
Anything sharp or blunt. Hell, anything.
My mind.
The element of surprise.
A rifle, duh!
A hand-held particle beam cannon.
Righteous
Enlightened
Free
At One With Nature
Like Watching Some TV
Greedy
Law and Order
Spiritual balance
To see your enemies driven before you and to hear the lamentaions of thier women!
The Planet
Cool gizmos
Chips, man. Chips.
To deflect incoming blows.
To make the body strong like the mind.
To be as low-impact on the environment as possible.
To look cool and have lot's of nifty features.
To be cost effective in battle.
Who needs armor?
Interceptor!
I like to walk.
Anything I can beat up.
A horse.
Motorcycle.
Doesn't matter.
Hitler
Jimmy Carter
The Dali Lama
Thomas Edison
Al Capone
Me
Pizza
Doritos and Mountain Dew
Rice
Tofu
Anything furry
A sensible meal
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