What Do The Akatsuki Think Of You?(Girls Only)

1. Okay first question (Itachi: Not favorite color.Not favorite color. Not___) What is your favorite color! (Itachi: Doh!)

Red

Green

Black

A Swirly Orange And Black Pattern! (Me: That's not a color!)

Um Tan (I Think)

Orange

The Scaly Color Of A Snake! (Me: Three Guesses Who.)

I Dunno

Blue

Purple/Pink (Hidan: WTF! Me: Shuush! your gonna give it away!)

Red and White (Me: *Hint* Clan Colors)

2. Okay now it's time for the fun stuff! Your sleeping in bed and suddenly an Akatsuki member storms in your room screaming,what do you do?

Give A Stern Look And Kindly Ask What's Wrong

Eat Them

Sacrifice Him/Her To Jashin (Hidan: COME ON THAT IS SO OBVIOUS!)

Get Ticked And Steal Their Wallet

Throw A Pillow At Him/Her

Get Out Of Bed And Act Like An Idiot Trying To Figure Out What's Wrong

Show Them the True Meaning Of Pain (Me:Hint Hint Nudge Nudge)

Restrain Your Anger Of Losing Sleep By Eating Your Pillow

Blow Up Him/Her

Get Up Reluctantly And Ask Him/Her what's Wrong

Get P***** And Kill Him/Her

3. Let's say you chose the first option. It turns out that it's Konan is the one who's screaming. It turns out that your crush has been captured by . . . Naruto. Who is that crush? (Karin: SASUKE!!! Sakura: SASUKE!!! Ino:SASUKE!!! Me: SASUKE!!!)

Tobi (Me: If You Choose This You Should Get Your Brain Checked!!!)

Kakuzu

DEIDARA-KUN

Sasori

Hidan (Shikamaru: Ewww. Hidan: WHY YOU B****!!!)

Leader-Sama (Pain: You Mean Tobi? Deidara: LOL Tobi Good One! Me: It's You Pain.)

Zetsu

Fish-Boy (Pain: You Mean Kisame? Deidara: LOL Kisame! Good One!)

Itachi (Deidara: Who Likes Sharigan Boy? Me: I DO!!!)

OROCHI-KUN (Pain: You Mean Orochimaru? Deidara: LOL Orochimaru! Good One!! Me: It's Getting Old!!!)

Sasuke (Karin: HE'S MINE!! Sakura: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CHOOSING THIS!!!)

4. You rush of to save your crush! But when you get there your confronted with . . . INTERMISSION!!! ( Ino: Aww Man Shikamaru: What A Drag.) What is your favorite animal?

SHARKIE

Weasel

Snake

Umm Myself (Me:WTF)

Crow

A Puppet (Shikamaru: That's Not An Animal!!!)

Bird

Venus-Fly-Trap (Shikamaru: That Isn't An Animal Either!)

Tiger

Squid (Me:What??)

JASHIN!!! (Ino: Isn't He A God?)

5. Back to the story! But when you get there your confronted with . . . your crush! Who is safe and sound! It turns out that Naruto was playing a childish prank and wasn't planning on hurting *your crushes name here* As you walk home you stop at a restaurant and your crush decides to treat you to your favorite food. What is it?

Shrimp And Crab

Liver (Me:*HURL*)

Omusubi With Okaka And Tomatoes

Grilled Fish And Stew

Bakudan

Spare Ribs

Inarizushi

Eggs

Chewy People (Me: I don't think you can buy that at a restaurant . . .)

. . .

Cabbage And Onigiri With Seaweed

6. You enjoy a wonderful meal with your crush. You walk past a movie theater and your crush offers to take you to see a movie,what movie is it?

The Barney Movie (Me: What The Hell!!!)

Jaws

Napoleon Dynamite (Sakura: Well it's name is an explosion.)

National Treasure

The Sound Of Music (Me: Well There Are Religious Aspects To It.)

Harry Potter (Karin: GO LORD VOLDEMORT!!! Sakura: You Said You-Know-Who's Name*scream*)

Final Fantasy:Advent Children (Naruto:OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!)

Pinocchio (*Ino,Shikamaru,Karin,Sakura,and Naruto Die Of Laughter*)

Sweeny Todd

Lord Of The Rings (Temari: THE BEARER OF THE RING DA DA DADA!)

Naruto The Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow(Everyone: WE'RE IN A MOVIE!!!???)

7. You had a great time at the movie and as your leaving you are attacked by some Anbu. What move does your crush use to beat them?

Sharigan Eyes!! (Deidara: NOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Puppets

SUPER CANNIBAL POWERS (Everyone:RUN!!!)

Rinnegan

Sharigan Eyes Version 2 (Deidara: NOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Exploding Clay

Scythe

Tentacles (Ino:Ewwww.)

Sharigan Eyes Version 3 (Deidara: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

A BIG SWORD

A SWORD THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!

8. The Anbu are defeated and you and your Crush go back to base. When you walk in you notice that the base is a wreck. What do you do?

Eat The One Who Made The Mess

Walk Right Past The Mess,Why Clean,You Didn't Make The Mess"

Hunt Around To Find Loose Change. (Ino: I Found A Quarter!)

You Made The Mess Last Night,After You Sacrificed Rock-Lee To Jashin. (Sakura: So That's What Happened To Him . . .)

Well If It's Already Messy . . . *Bombs The Base*

You Made The Mess By Making Puppets So You Clean It Up.

Use Orichimaru's Tongue To Mop The Floors.

Sigh And Begin Cleaning Up The Mess,Someone Has To Do It.

Get Into Your Maid Outfit And Begin Cleaning As You've Never Cleaned Before!!

Destroy The One Who Made The Mess.

Go Swimming (Karin:What does that have to do with anything?!)

9. The base is clean! Now that everything's done, who do you hang out with and what do you do with them?(Shikamaru: I'd sleep. Temari: With who? Shikamaru: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!! Temari: *snort*)

Tobi! We'll Dance Around Like Idiots!

Itachi! We'll Go Into A Dark Closet,Alone. (Kisame: *wolf-whistle* Itachi: SHUT UP!)

Zetsu! We'll Eat People. (Everyone:SCREAM!!!)

Sasori! We'll Make Puppets.

Deidar!:We'll Blow Up Things!!

Kisame! We'll Go Swimming!

Kakuzu! We'll Count Our Money!

Pain!We'll Discuss Tactics To Capture Naruto.

Hidan! WE'LL SACRIFCE TO JASHIN!!! (Sakura: You Already Killed Lee. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!)

Orochimaru! We'll Plot On How To Capture Sasuke's Body!

Sasuke: We'll Be Emo Together. (Temari: Oh. You Mean Your Going To Cut Yourself. Gaara Does That.)

10. INTERMISSION (Again) Which of these words appeal to you the most?

North

Scarlet

Jewel

Green/Blue (Ino: I'm Hungry.)

Zero

South

Three (Sakura: I'm Hungry To.)

Void

Gai (Shikamaru: Let's eat Zetsu!)

Gyoku

I Dunno Maybe Revenge! (Ino: Can You eat That?)

11. Umm! We're done! What did you think of this quiz!?

Umm I Dunno *BOOM* Deidara: Come On Sweetie Let's Umm . . . Bang! (Me: Yea! I want to see that! Temari: o 0)

Ehh. I'm Going To Go Have An Emo Session With Sasuke. Sasuke: Aww Man! I Wanted To Make-Out! (Me: You'll Make-Out Only If The Person Who's Taking This Quiz Get's You!!)

*Counts Money* I Don't Care! Kazuku! What Are You Doing H______________________ *censored* Me: OMG

I LIKE FISH!!! KISAME-KUN *glomp*

I Hated It! I'm Going To Make Out With Orochimaru! Orochimaru:(Dang That's A Long Name) WOOT!

I Liked It! Now Time To Finish My "Closet Time* With Itachi. *Goes Into Closet* *Kissing Noises And Moans* Me: YOU ARE SO LUCKY!!

I HATE YOU YOU F****** B****** . . . I'm Going To Go Make Out With Hidan. *leaves*

It Was Fine. Pain: If You Don't Come And Get Into This Bed This Minute I'm Going To Loose My Virginity With Someone Else! (Me: Your Still A Virgin Pain? Konan: NOOOOO!)

This Quiz Seems Appetizing! Zetsu Let's Eat The Quiz Then We Can Chew On Each Other's Faces!!

I Like It! *Kisses Sasori* Sasori: I'M A REAL BOY!!!!!!!!!! (Me: Talk About Magical!)

I LOVED IT!! TOBI LET'S KISS!! Tobi: YEAH!!