What Deadly Sin Are You?
Have you ever wondered what deadly sin you mostly are?
- 1.
Hello there sinners! So today some guy or lady was feeling you up at the department store...While you were shopping for underwear! What do you do?
- A.
What the fuck?! Get the fuck off of me! *Punches the idiot in the face*.
- B.
...ZZzzzzzZzzz...Hurm? I wouldn't be at the department store....
- C.
Oooooo hey there baby...*winks*
- D.
Who would want to touch me? And if he/she did..They would have to do it like they touched that other person over there..And better...*folds arms*
- E.
*Chomps on something* O.o..Erumm...Food Court sounds better..
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- 2.
Phew! Good we get away from those pervies ^-^...But alas! We come upon the perfume section where you see a crying kid trying to find his parents. What do you do?
- A.
The kid is a sport..He will find his way, I have better things to do.
- B.
Shiny bottles...*starts to steal the bottles of perfume* What was I supposed to look at?
- C.
Hey kid...Do you have a candy bar by chance?
- D.
This perfume...Is making me tired...*sits on a chair and lets the kid wail.* Shuuush..Trying to sleep!
- E.
Little shit you better quite crying or your parents will never come back!
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- 3.
Oh good..While you guys did nothing the security did find the kid's parents. However the security guard comes up to you curious why you didn't do anything. What do you say?
- A.
Why hello officer...Listen..I lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you would like to be the replacement. ^-~
- B.
Officer I like your badge, your gun, and your belt...And your hat...And your buttons..And-
- C.
Oh me officer? I would have helped him but I have better things to do..Like right now *leaves with head held high.*
- D.
I really was going to help him..But my asthma was working up *officer gives you some money* Ooo bless you officer!
- E.
*Asleep in the chair*
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- 4.
*The cop leaves* Welp escaped that with clean paws so now what?
- A.
Back to the food court! *rushes off.*
- B.
Heading to Victoria Secret's..Wanna join me?
- C.
The Sports Store, getting more gear so I can beat out those slow pokes in the Triathlon.
- D.
To the Hair Solon, Teeth Whitening Center, then to the hospital..to get plastic surgery so I can look like Barbie...Fucking bitch is perfect!
- E.
The vending machines..Probably some quarters stuck in the drop outs..
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- 5.
Urm...Lets go all together to the Amusement park! What do you say?!
- A.
Those places suck ass! If someone cuts I will beat them to the ground! >
- B.
I hope to win the biggest Teddy Bear...
- C.
I WILL win the biggest Teddy Bear and beat him/her to it! *Points up to the answer above*.
- D.
FOOOOOOD!! There are lots of food there! (^-^)
- E.
Hehehe..People are not really watching their purses are they?
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- 6.
Actually the Amusement Park is closed...Sorry Guys..
- A.
Well now...How about we create some rides in my room?
- B.
Dawww....Well...I am going to eat more cookies then...*chomps on some.*
- C.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!*punches the questioneer in the face.*
- D.
Good...I was too tired to go anyway...*goes back to sleep.*
- E.
I knew it...You were never going to take me anyway...I really wanted that pink animal too!
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- 7.
*Rubs bruising eye.* Ermmm look at the time guys! I gotta go! Thank you for taking this quiz!
- A.
Thank goodness! I got better things to do then sit around and take this IQ dropping quiz! *Walks away in a huff.*
- B.
Awww to bad...*looks around for the questioneer's purse.*
- C.
Can we meet sometime after? I would love to get to know you more...Without your clothes on...*bites fingers seductively.*
- D.
YEA YOU BETTER RUN YOU #@$%&*#%@#$#$$%#%%#%!!!!!!
- E.
Nighty night...
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