Which Cobra Are You?
Based on information revealed in the Marvel comic series (1882-1994) and their own top secret files, What Cobra Are You? Identifies the snake you would most likely be if you were actually part of "The Most Ruthless Terrorist Organization Determined To Rule The World. "
- 1.As a leader, you:
- A.
Prefer to work alone.
- B.
Are actually quite effective, but are better with small groups.
- C.
Are utterly incompetent.
- D.
Blame others when things go wrong.
- E.
Are desperate for power, but it always seems like someone is in your way.
- F.
Rule by intimidation, and you have the brawn to back it up.
- G.
You only work with ninjas.
- 2.Your weapon of choice?
- A.
Knives, daggers, razor blades, poison.
- B.
Swords, numb chucks,and other silent weapons
- C.
M3 Grease Gun
- D.
Arm mounted anti-personnel rockets
- E.
Dragunov Sniper Rifle
- F.
Any ridiculously complex and expensive contraption will do just fine.
- G.
Long range Bow and Arrow
- 3.If someone were to describe you as an "artist," like a poet or a sculptor, you would most likely respond:
- A.
Absolutely. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm a genius.
- B.
I'm not an artist in the traditional sense, but I am quite creative.
- C.
Screw art.
- D.
I appreciate art, but my skills lie elsewhere.
- E.
If you insinuate that I am an artist, I shall have you dismembered and your limbs fed to hungry wolves.
- F.
I respect people with that kind of talent, but I have little use for it in my world.
- G.
I am more likely to be the subject of an artist's work.
- 4.What's your favorite color?
- A.
Gray
- B.
Brown
- C.
Black
- D.
Blue
- E.
White
- F.
Green
- G.
Silver
- 5.Let's say you are at a party at the local college. Which of the following would someone most likely say about you or to you the following day?
- A.
That guy/girl was at the party? Funny, i didn't see him/her.
- B.
Oh my god, what a hottie!
- C.
That guy/girl was an arrogant twit.
- D.
I can't believe that dude blew up my car!
- E.
Scott was an idiot for getting into a fight with that guy. Scott never had a chance.
- F.
Wow, that dude has anger issues.
- G.
Aside from the mask, actually he/she was a pretty interesting guy/gal.
- 6.Which Cobra vehicle do you prefer?
- A.
HISS Tank
- B.
CLAW
- C.
Rattler
- D.
FANG
- E.
Water Moccasin
- F.
The MASS Device
- G.
Ferret ATV
- 7.As far as loyalty goes, your basic mentality is:
- A.
I demand it.
- B.
Death before dishonor.
- C.
What is loyalty, exactly?
- D.
Loyalty comes at a price.
- E.
I am loyal if it suits me.
- F.
No one would dare betray me, so it's not an issue.
- G.
What's in it for me?
- 8.Which Joe do you hate the most?
- A.
Pretty much all of them
- B.
Scarlett
- C.
Snake Eyes
- D.
Toss up between Gung-Ho and Sgt. Slaughter
- E.
Hate is an emotion I cannot afford.
- F.
Whichever one gets in my way.
- 9.Of the following, what's your favorite country or geographic area?
- A.
Eastern Europe
- B.
Scotland
- C.
Japan
- D.
Florida Everglades
- E.
Thew Gulf of Mexico
- F.
Australia
- G.
None of these.
- 10.Have any of the following ever happened to you (if there are multiple answers, pick your favorite)
- A.
I was betrayed by someone close to me.
- B.
I was almost eaten by a wild animal.
- C.
A close family member died right before my eyes.
- D.
People thought I was dead.
- E.
I decided I was playing for the wrong team.
- F.
My buddies, who are always getting into trouble, can't survive without my leadership.
- G.
I lost an eye or other important body part.
- H.
I gave up a way of life to be with my lover.
- 11.If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
- A.
Snake
- B.
Rhino
- C.
Spider
- D.
Weasel
- E.
Chameleon
- F.
Panther
- G.
Eagle
- 12.Which of the following words best describes you?
- A.
Honorable
- B.
Conflicted
- C.
Narcissistic
- D.
Greedy
- E.
Efficient
- F.
Sneaky
- G.
Calculating
- 13.Which of the following movies do you prefer the most?
- A.
Crocodile Dundee
- B.
Lord of War
- C.
Enter The Dragon
- D.
Tomb Raider
- E.
The Transporter
- F.
Mad Max
- G.
The Godfather
- 14.Which of the following best describes you?
- A.
You like to use big words that nobody else understands.
- B.
You think "Faust" rhymes with "Proust."
- C.
You fight with your best friend all the time.
- D.
You have friends who are idiots.
- E.
Your vision could be better.
- F.
You don't really talk all that much.
- G.
You are cultured, refined, and wealthy.
- 15.Last Question - What's your favorite hobby?
- A.
Shooting paper targets (that look like people).
- B.
Writing.
- C.
Meditating.
- D.
Setting off fire crackers.
- E.
Designing contraptions.
- F.
Magic.
- G.
Spying on people.
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