Immediately give half to your favourite charity?
Share it out evenly among close friends and family?
Give some of it to your family?
Spend most of it on houses, cars and holidays?
Put it all in a high interest savings account?
Invest the lot in risky emerging markets?
One of the home UK nations who qualified.
One of the home UK nations as long as it's not England.
One of the exciting new Asian countries.
The good ol' US of A.
Maybe America, but you don't really mind.
Football? What's that?
Sit in front of it anyway, willing it to work?
Drive to a 24-hour ASDA to buy a new 42" LCD?
Decide to read a book?
Switch on the computer and start gaming?
Indulge your passion for cross-stitch?
What's TV? Is it a type of guitar?
Phone for a pizza - you can't be bothered going out anyway?
Pay the owner £1000 to stay open just for you?
Look for a new restaurant to try out?
Catch a McDonald's drive through and rent a DVD?
Ask your partner where they would like to go?
Just open a pot noodle - that's what you'd do normally.
Roger Federer. He's the best, and it will be a good game.
Andy Roddick. Yeah, the other Andy!
Rafael Nadal. He's so hunky, and strong.
Novak Djokovic. Technically brilliant player.
Boris Becker. Boom Boom!!!
Tim Henman or Jeremy Bates. England Forever!!!
Suffer a sudden case of chicken pox, and regretfully withdraw from the event?
Still go along, but arrange alternative accommodation in another hotel?
Go along, but get obscenely drunk so that you won't remember anything?
Go along, but take a blindfold to protect you from the NSTs?
Go along and look forward to it - Rodders is a great guy!
What? This is a bad dream isn't it? I refuse to accept this as a reality!
A bottle of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque, naturally.
A bottle of bud!
Just a coke for me, thanks!
Real ale, with bits in it probably!
A pint of Guinness!
Smirnoff Ice and a pink straw!