Were You Meant To Be A Vampire?

22 Questions | Total Attempts: 905

Vampire Quizzes & Trivia

Do you think you weren't meant to be human? Maybe, perhaps, you were meant to be a vampire? This quiz can help you find out. Looks past all the cliche' stereotypes, and has more obscure questions then you'd think.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Is your mouth usually open or closed?
    • A. 

      Open

    • B. 

      Closed

    • C. 

      Open when it has to be

  • 2. 
    Do you stare at yourself in the mirror? Talk to yourself? Make non-silly faces?
    • A. 

      All of the above

    • B. 

      None of the above

    • C. 

      Some of the above

  • 3. 
    Do you "Perch"? (Meaning, do you sometimes sit without sitting on your butt, but perhaps you crouch or put one or both legs under you?)
    • A. 

      No, never

    • B. 

      Sometimes

    • C. 

      Usually

    • D. 

      Most of the time--it's uncomfortable to sit flat.

  • 4. 
    Are you nocturnal?
    • A. 

      I'm best at night, yes

    • B. 

      I adore being up at night!

    • C. 

      Not really, no

  • 5. 
    Do you walk with one foot directly in front of the other?
    • A. 

      People compliment on it, yes

    • B. 

      Sort of, but not exactly

    • C. 

      No, my feet land more than two inches apart (Side-to-side speaking)

  • 6. 
    Are you pale?
    • A. 

      Albino pale XD

    • B. 

      Naturally--I can't tan

    • C. 

      Only because I don't go outside

    • D. 

      I'm not really pale

  • 7. 
    Do you have straight teeth?
    • A. 

      Naturally straight

    • B. 

      They are now / I have braces

    • C. 

      Nope. Crooked teeth.

  • 8. 
    Do people tell you they don't think you're human?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Why would they question my humanity?

  • 9. 
    Do you make growling noises?
    • A. 

      Uh--no

    • B. 

      Yes, all the time

    • C. 

      Yes, but only when I feel I have to, or only when I feel like it

  • 10. 
    Do you have high cheekbones? (Test it! look in the mirror and open wide. If your face forms a very distinct triangle, the answer is yes)
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Sort of

    • C. 

      No

  • 11. 
    Are you a writer?
    • A. 

      Yes, I love to write

    • B. 

      No, not really

    • C. 

      What does that have to do with anything?

  • 12. 
    Did you notice that this is question 13?
    • A. 

      Right away

    • B. 

      Of course, why would you have to point that out?

    • C. 

      Not really

  • 13. 
    How's your memory?
    • A. 

      It's pretty darn good

    • B. 

      It's excellent

    • C. 

      It's alright

    • D. 

      Eh.

  • 14. 
    Why take this quiz?
    • A. 

      Just for fun

    • B. 

      I kinda need to know

    • C. 

      To see what qualifies

  • 15. 
    When you're alone, are you a totally different person?
    • A. 

      Who isn't?

    • B. 

      I'm the "me" no one knows

    • C. 

      Completely--it feels safer when i'm alone, and I do things I'd never do with people around

  • 16. 
    How do you feel about twilight?
    • A. 

      Hate it--it's just so fake

    • B. 

      LOVE IT!!

    • C. 

      It's okay

    • D. 

      It could be better, but I think it's okay.

  • 17. 
    Is Halloween your favorite holiday?
    • A. 

      Oh, yeah!!

    • B. 

      Not really

    • C. 

      It gives me this...unexplainable good feeling

  • 18. 
    SCENERIO: you're outside, on a hilltop. You're alone, and it's nighttime, but the moon shines bright. There aren't really any trees around, it's all clear. The moon is full. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Why would I be there?!

    • B. 

      Go home

    • C. 

      Howl at the moon. teehee.

    • D. 

      Play in the moonlight--just run about and be a freak XD

  • 19. 
    Which feature of your face do you admire the most?
    • A. 

      My eyes

    • B. 

      My nose

    • C. 

      My lips

    • D. 

      The shape of my face

  • 20. 
    Do you like to entertain people?
    • A. 

      It's my life

    • B. 

      I like to make sure people are entertained, yes.

    • C. 

      I try not to draw attention to myself

  • 21. 
    Do you have a temper?
    • A. 

      A bad one

    • B. 

      No, not at all

    • C. 

      I'm usually calm, but when I'm mad, everyone and their gma better run away XD

  • 22. 
    How would you feel about being part of the undead?
    • A. 

      "Undead" is an oxymoron

    • B. 

      I'd be down with it

    • C. 

      It'd be cool, I guess

    • D. 

      Naw--wouldn't like it

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