Were You Meant To Be A Vampire?

22 Questions | By Carmilla | Last updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Total Attempts: 905

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Do you think you weren't meant to be human? Maybe, perhaps, you were meant to be a vampire? This quiz can help you find out. Looks past all the cliche' stereotypes, and has more obscure questions then you'd think.

Questions and Answers

1.

Is your mouth usually open or closed?
- A.
  
  Open
- B.
  
  Closed
- C.
  
  Open when it has to be
2.

Do you stare at yourself in the mirror? Talk to yourself? Make non-silly faces?
- A.
  
  All of the above
- B.
  
  None of the above
- C.
  
  Some of the above
3.

Do you "Perch"? (Meaning, do you sometimes sit without sitting on your butt, but perhaps you crouch or put one or both legs under you?)
- A.
  
  No, never
- B.
  
  Sometimes
- C.
  
  Usually
- D.
  
  Most of the time--it's uncomfortable to sit flat.
4.

Are you nocturnal?
- A.
  
  I'm best at night, yes
- B.
  
  I adore being up at night!
- C.
  
  Not really, no
5.

Do you walk with one foot directly in front of the other?
- A.
  
  People compliment on it, yes
- B.
  
  Sort of, but not exactly
- C.
  
  No, my feet land more than two inches apart (Side-to-side speaking)
6.

Are you pale?
- A.
  
  Albino pale XD
- B.
  
  Naturally--I can't tan
- C.
  
  Only because I don't go outside
- D.
  
  I'm not really pale
7.

Do you have straight teeth?
- A.
  
  Naturally straight
- B.
  
  They are now / I have braces
- C.
  
  Nope. Crooked teeth.
8.

Do people tell you they don't think you're human?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  No
- C.
  
  Why would they question my humanity?
9.

Do you make growling noises?
- A.
  
  Uh--no
- B.
  
  Yes, all the time
- C.
  
  Yes, but only when I feel I have to, or only when I feel like it
10.

Do you have high cheekbones? (Test it! look in the mirror and open wide. If your face forms a very distinct triangle, the answer is yes)
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  Sort of
- C.
  
  No
11.

Are you a writer?
- A.
  
  Yes, I love to write
- B.
  
  No, not really
- C.
  
  What does that have to do with anything?
12.

Did you notice that this is question 13?
- A.
  
  Right away
- B.
  
  Of course, why would you have to point that out?
- C.
  
  Not really
13.

How's your memory?
- A.
  
  It's pretty darn good
- B.
  
  It's excellent
- C.
  
  It's alright
- D.
  
  Eh.
14.

Why take this quiz?
- A.
  
  Just for fun
- B.
  
  I kinda need to know
- C.
  
  To see what qualifies
15.

When you're alone, are you a totally different person?
- A.
  
  Who isn't?
- B.
  
  I'm the "me" no one knows
- C.
  
  Completely--it feels safer when i'm alone, and I do things I'd never do with people around
16.

How do you feel about twilight?
- A.
  
  Hate it--it's just so fake
- B.
  
  LOVE IT!!
- C.
  
  It's okay
- D.
  
  It could be better, but I think it's okay.
17.

Is Halloween your favorite holiday?
- A.
  
  Oh, yeah!!
- B.
  
  Not really
- C.
  
  It gives me this...unexplainable good feeling
18.

SCENERIO: you're outside, on a hilltop. You're alone, and it's nighttime, but the moon shines bright. There aren't really any trees around, it's all clear. The moon is full. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Why would I be there?!
- B.
  
  Go home
- C.
  
  Howl at the moon. teehee.
- D.
  
  Play in the moonlight--just run about and be a freak XD
19.

Which feature of your face do you admire the most?
- A.
  
  My eyes
- B.
  
  My nose
- C.
  
  My lips
- D.
  
  The shape of my face
20.

Do you like to entertain people?
- A.
  
  It's my life
- B.
  
  I like to make sure people are entertained, yes.
- C.
  
  I try not to draw attention to myself
21.

Do you have a temper?
- A.
  
  A bad one
- B.
  
  No, not at all
- C.
  
  I'm usually calm, but when I'm mad, everyone and their gma better run away XD
22.

How would you feel about being part of the undead?
- A.
  
  "Undead" is an oxymoron
- B.
  
  I'd be down with it
- C.
  
  It'd be cool, I guess
- D.
  
  Naw--wouldn't like it