Wet? Are you INSANE!!??
Despise it, but it seems to love me *starts to pour on your head*
What ever, life is what it is
I don't care that much, but it feels homey
Why do you ask?
Only the deep parts
Running...I ALWAYS win
Hiding, lurking, seeing...don't trust what you can't see
Hunting, I have the POWER
Jumping...I and only I have the power to fly
Fighting, "Bring on the GUTS!!"
Sitting...purring...sleeping......what were we talking about???
Caring, I will be there for you
Scaring stuff...life sucks
I LOVE it, that's where the deepest secrets reside.
No! I can't see where I should run to!
Kind of, but only if it's moist.
I can hurt things in it, right? Then I like it, but don't ask again.
Nooooo, but everything has a good side to it.
I don't know, but I live in a cave, so who cares?
EEEEEKKKKK! *tucks tail between legs*
Leave me alone you stupid mutt. I will hurt you.
Stalk it into the shadows
Kill it. AND pull off it's feathers...after I gouge out it's......*evil grin*
Calm is a key to the way of life, I will take a deep breath, and confront it with ease.
Pull off it's feathers...one by one.
Ask why it's eating all our prey.
I am not scared of it, because I am FASTER than it is!
Stare into it's eyes and find out what it needs.
Hop on it's back so it can take me for a ride.
Female, why do you need to ask?
That's for ME to know and you to NEVER FIND OUT!!!
Ask again and it will be the last time you ask anything...
Female, jeez, you aren't very smart, are you?
Male, but it doesn't matter
YOU know it doesn't matter!
I am always honest, so male
I am always honest, so female
Eagle, fly, bird, plane...get the gist?
Fish, or dolphin...
Spider, or maybe a tick. Did you know that their mouths are drills with a tube for sucking out your blood?
Flying squirrel...wind POWER!! (and yummy, too!)
My pet rock, but mountain lions are cool, too!