TV Licensing Blog Quiz Of The Year 2015

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1. This tattooed TV Licensing goon couldn't quite choke out the admission "I'm from TV Licensing" when he visited a correctly unlicensed property in Glasgow. In fact he point blank denied being from TV Licensing, claiming to be from which other organisation instead?

Explanation

Unbelievably this TV Licensing goon - who has been caught gooning on camera on no less than FOUR separate occasions - claimed to be from Scottish Gas.

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TV Licensing Blog Quiz Of The Year 2015 - Quiz

Let's see how closely you've been reading our articles and keeping abreast of all matters pertaining to the BBC TV licence fee.

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2. According to Alan Dedicoat, how many of his BBC colleagues buy illegal drugs from the monthly drug delivery man?

Explanation

Yes, "Voice of the Balls" Dedicoat really did drop one (a ball that is) when he was caught on tape claiming that at least 50 per cent of BBC staff were routinely buying drugs across their desks. Sadly, in these times of BBC austerity, it appears the lower grades can only afford the odd ecstacy tablet.

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3. In September we were very excited to obtain a copy of another official TV Licensing manual. Which manual was it?

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It was the Court Presenters' Manual, the reading material of choice for TV Licensing prosecution harlots across the land.

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4. In June our mate Matt was manhandled by private security guards working at the Intu Derby shopping centre. What was the disagreement over?

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Alarmingly his only "crime" was taking a few photographs from the roof-top car park.

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5. Despite what they'd have people believe, TV Licensing goons actually work fairly regular hours. Which one of these times are TV Licensing goons NOT normally at work?

Explanation

TV Licensing goons aren't meant to make any calls before 9 am on Sunday, but we know some of them break the rules.

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6. Which disgraced former BBC celebrity featured on a mock up of the TV Licensing ID card earlier in 2015?

Explanation

Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down...

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7. In June we wrote an article about how to recognise TV Licensing goons. Which of these goon recognition tips did we not mention?

Explanation

We didn't previously say that TV Licensing goons often walk like they've shat themselves... but come to think of it!

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8. This TV Licensing goon shot to YouTube stardom back in April. He was touting for business around the streets of Essex. What is he called?

Explanation

His name is Clifford.

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9. Much to the consternation of some readers (sorry about that) we published a story about a German Fire Salamander that was sent a TV licence bill. What was the name of the amphibian in question?

Explanation

Well done if you got Hans Werner Feuer Salamander. You really must have been reading closely!

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10. TV Licensing recently launched its own "bullying" campaign to highlight that some of its socially-inept, down-trodden, low-life goons had been allegedly abused by members of the public. Which of these abuse methods did TV Licensing not mention?

Explanation

As far as we're aware, TV Licensing has never claimed that a goon has been assaulted with a takeaway meal. If anyone knows differently, then please send us the YouTube link. Of course all of the scenarios given by TV Licensing are probably total bullshit.

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11. This TV Licensing "detector van" was snapped parked up in a Plymouth street. We compared the driver to which recently-departed actor?

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It was Bob Hoskins. Embarrassingly we didn't even realise that poor old Bob had snuffed it.

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12. We cruelly suggested that this TV Licensing goon, who works in the Luton area, was somehow connected to which Oscar winning family movie?

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It was Mary Poppins. If you can't see why, please see the caption under her photo on the blog ("Feed the birds, tuppence a bag").

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13. This BBC executive made the papers towards the middle of 2015, with news that her husband's production company had (entirely coincidentally) won a lucrative BBC contract. Who is she?

Explanation

It was Kim Shillinglaw. Ceri Thomas, despite having a female's name, is actually male.

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14. Towards the start of the year this Scottish TV Licensing goon featured in his second YouTube video. What is his name?

Explanation

His name is Roger. As in "Roger the Cabin Boy" and "Roger has a Shit Job".

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15. We reported that former Chairman of the BBC Governors Lord George Howard, in keeping with his modern day successors, had been accused of making inappropriate expenses claims. What was Howard accused of claiming for?

Explanation

Pervy old George actually claimed for a hooker on the Orient Express. All thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded, by you the licence fee payer!

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16. In October we named and shamed this TV Licensing goon, who works in the Teesside and North Durham area. What is his name?

Explanation

This vermin is called Neal Nevison. The other names are also TV Licensing scummers operating in that neck of the woods.

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17. This BBC property, nicknamed "The Pink Palace" by locals, is located in which UK city?

Explanation

This building is occupied by BBC Newcastle.

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18. In March 2015 we reported that TV Licensing had, for the first time in living memory, made one of its threatograms sound a bit less threatening (and dishonest). Which threatogram?

Explanation

It was the "Whatever you're watching" letter, which contained porkies staggering even by TV Licensing's deceitful standards.

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19. Back in February, TV Licensing PR harlot Matt Thompson, pictured, bored the pants off the listeners of BBC Tees by talking about the TV licence for how long?

Explanation

It was a whole hour. Presenter Mike Parr clearly had nothing else planned for that morning's show.

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20. Which TV Licensing PR harlot was issuing threats, as reported on our blog, to canal boat owners this summer?

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It was Martin Dyan, who recently blocked @TVLR on Twitter (the soft tart!)

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This tattooed TV Licensing goon couldn't quite choke out the...
According to Alan Dedicoat, how many of his BBC colleagues buy illegal...
In September we were very excited to obtain a copy of another official...
In June our mate Matt was manhandled by private security guards...
Despite what they'd have people believe, TV Licensing goons...
Which disgraced former BBC celebrity featured on a mock up of the TV...
In June we wrote an article about how to recognise TV Licensing goons....
This TV Licensing goon shot to YouTube stardom back in April. He was...
Much to the consternation of some readers (sorry about that) we...
TV Licensing recently launched its own "bullying" campaign...
This TV Licensing "detector van" was snapped parked up in a...
We cruelly suggested that this TV Licensing goon, who works in the...
This BBC executive made the papers towards the middle of 2015, with...
Towards the start of the year this Scottish TV Licensing goon featured...
We reported that former Chairman of the BBC Governors Lord George...
In October we named and shamed this TV Licensing goon, who works in...
This BBC property, nicknamed "The Pink Palace" by locals, is...
In March 2015 we reported that TV Licensing had, for the first time in...
Back in February, TV Licensing PR harlot Matt Thompson, pictured,...
Which TV Licensing PR harlot was issuing threats, as reported on our...
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