I recommend doing the first impossible quiz first.
One
Two
Three
Four
Yes
No
No, but a tin can
Yes, one beat Mike Tyson
K.O.
What?
I don't understand
Tennis elbow
Out of order
Out of order
Out of order
Out of order
The answer
Blue
Red
Yellow
Aquamarine
28
Carrot
Shallots
π
ANSWER
Really big
∞
An elephant
That one
That one
That one
This one
Glove
False teeth
Eyeball
Chair
Pen
December 3rd
N
A question mark
142 dwarves
First
Second
Third
Fourth
The one above the "I"
Whoop
F'taang
Froon
Blip-blop-bloop-banga-olanga-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000 cckleck-ooo-looo-ascap-babble-de booble wop
Gypsies
Torch
A hole
Canned laughter
Chihuahua
Horse
Peanut
Zookeeper
G
H
I
J
17
18
2
16.931
Walrus
Hammer
Bucket
Banana
House
Deal!
No deal!
Seal!
No seal!
First
Second
Third
Fourth
+1 life
-1 Life
ESCAPE!!
+1 skip
Yes
No
Cancel
Bran
Commit suicide
Use skip
Click 'V' on lives
Nothing
Shoe polish
Gravy granules
Black pudding
Cillit bang
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple
Pink