Test Your IQ On This Retarded Quiz!
The meaning of a retard has changed over the years and now used as slang for a dull, stupid person. How smart do you think you are compared to your friends? Take up the quiz below and see if you are the retard of the group. Best play it together. Good luck!
- 1.What color is blue?
- A.
Yellow
- B.
Pink
- C.
Blue
- D.
Purple
- E.
Coconut
- 2.What is 1+1-1?
- A.
2
- B.
A window
- C.
1
- D.
0
- E.
I'm retarded
- 3.Water is the color ______________________
- 4.What does a time watch do?
- A.
Takes you do the future
- B.
Tells time
- C.
Donuts
- D.
All of the above
- 5.Who is the king of pop?
- A.
Hillary Duff
- B.
Miley Cyrus
- C.
Micheal Jackson
- D.
Micheal Jakson
- E.
Micheal John
- 6.If you had one bounty tissue, would you jump out of a 20-floor building holding it like a parachute?
- A.
YES
- B.
Obviously
- C.
NO
- D.
Maybe
- E.
All
- 7.You see a person dying on the floor from getting shot, what would you do?
- A.
Ignore him
- B.
What?
- C.
Help him by calling the cops
- D.
Take out your cell phone and take pictures of him
- E.
PUDDING
- 8.__________ Obama was our president.
- 9.A very popular story is The ______ Duckling.
- 10.Your cat is really wet because of being in the rain, what do you do?
- A.
Put in the oven
- B.
Put it in the microwave
- C.
Dry it with a comb
- D.
Dry it with a towel
- E.
Cut off your hair and dry it with your hair
- 11.So far you did how many questions were there?
- A.
12
- B.
13
- C.
3
- D.
11
- E.
None of the above
- 12.Is the test over yet?
- A.
No
- B.
Yes
- C.
Maybe
- D.
If this is the last question
- 13.A TV is meant to ___________ you.
- 14.The test is over; what will you do know?
- A.
Eat pudding for 4 hours
- B.
Slap myself
- C.
Be a retard
- D.
Continue doing what I was doing
- E.
Slap the wall
- 15.Your cat is wet because of being in the rain, what do you do?
- A.
Put in the oven
- B.
Put it in the microwave
- C.
Dry it with a comb
- D.
Dry it with a towel
- E.
Cut off your hair and dry it with your hair
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