The Random Quiz
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This is the most random quiz you will ever take. Get ready!
- 1.If Bob was going to get some coffee and an elephant trampled him, where did Bob go?
- A.
To Heaven
- B.
To the coffee shop
- C.
Stuck to the elephant's foot
- D.
By tyhe laws of phisics he would nether gdablah dablah dablah blah blah blah
- E.
Who's bob?
- 2.One day Phill was eating a __________ in the park when a birk pooped on his shiny head.
- 3.The correct answer to the last one was One day Phill was eating a barbarian in the park when a bird pooped on his shiny head.When does Bob take a shower?
- A.
Once a day
- B.
Once a week
- C.
Once a month
- D.
Once a year
- E.
Who the f--- is Bob!
- 4.If you chose the last answer you are correct and use fowl language.A rock fell on a bear's head in the forest. What does the bear do?
- A.
Calls an ambulance
- B.
Eats some candy
- C.
Goes to the coffee shop
- D.
Why were we talking about Bob and now a bear?
- E.
Grbs on to a UFO and goes into space with an allien the size of your finger because the allien doesn't eat much. Then when the bear gets into space he realizes he forgot his space suit and he can't breath so he falls back to Earth, burns up, and dies.
- 5.Would you rather leave a trail of slime everywhere you go or a trail of smoke that's killing the enviroment?
- A.
Slime
- B.
Smoke
- 6.Would you rather there be no christmas, no birthdays, no halloween, no easter, or no valintines day?
- A.
No christmas
- B.
No birthdays
- C.
No halloween
- D.
No easter
- E.
No vallentines day
- 7.If Bob was 21 years old than how many days old is he?
- A.
7666 days
- B.
7700 days
- C.
7663 days
- D.
7665 days
- E.
Why do we keep coming back to Bob, I meen why can't it be Pedro?
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