You May Get
Wow! You Are So Weird...
Meh! You Are Just Normal...
"Who dares enter unicorn land?"
Fly to safety.
A cat or dog of some type.
"Oh, okay, thanks."
"Keep away from my muffins!"
Lean over slowly and eerily to his ear, then whisper "no" really fast.
Take over the world!
Shout "LALSLAKS:" at bypassing people.
Protect your mushrooms.
Read or Play.
I sniffed the forbidden mushroom. Again!
I robbed a bank.
I fished in space.
I chewed through Candy Land's zebra population.
Walk on as nothing happened.
Call batman, then make weird noises into the phone.
"RAWR! MY BUNS ARE ON FIRE!"
Oh, okay..aah, actually..yo..oh! Look at the moon!
I would like to vomit.
The mushrooms, because they always win!
There are no rainbows. They are a myth!
That didn't make sense...
Scream dramatically while 10 people run circles around you.
Call home for them to bring it.
Drive home in your banana to get it while the teacher is washing her bladder.
Flap. Flap. Flap.
Who cares? I'll take the F.
BUTTONS! *eyes cross*
Pies............ Pies. ...................PIES!
Of course. Duh.
Sweat nervously, muttering to yourself and hyperventilating.
That's easy. No!
I smell ham.
My 50th one!
Umm....the only stomach I have!
I don't digest food in my stomach *hee hee*
I am constipated! I won't fill my stomach with anything unless I shit a flood.
Cinnamon toast crunch.
To peel oranges.
To be successful in life.
Become rulers of the mushrooms.
Run with the plastic llamas of the forest.
"*&%$ #@!% YOU!"
"I love you:"
"Fly. Fly away with me to a happy town. We will live happily among the mushrooms. They will love us and eat our children. Then they will build a house filled with pens and happiness. Then the lovely ponytails will take us away to ginger ale soda pop happy land. Will you marry me?"
It would go like this: "Mrs. Teacher!" "Hey, you know my name." "Your butt looks like a rhino with muffin pie in his brain!" "WHAT! EXCUSE YOU!" "SHAKE SHAKE> SHAKE IT AROUND!" "EXCUSE YOU!"
O EM G! I LOVED IT!
Oh gosh. Just saying it makes me wanna barf.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.