Pass This Quiz- How Random Are You?
How random are you? Heya buddy! I believe you are here because you are not sure if you are randomly cool or just a regular fool. Well, you have come to the right place. Just get into this quiz and see if you can really win the tile of Randomly Weird or not!
- 1.A stranger walks into your house. What do you do/say?
- A.
"Who dares enter unicorn land?"
- B.
Call 911
- C.
Fly to safety.
- D.
"706-888-999"
- 2.What do you really want for a pet?
- A.
A cat or dog of some type.
- B.
Picklezzz!
- C.
Pencil! YESH!
- D.
UNICORN!! NEIGH!
- 3.It's lunchtime, someone is calling your name, but you don't hear them. So they ask someone close to you to get you. The guy taps your shoulder and says, "Hey, he wants you." How do you respond?
- A.
"Oh, okay thanks."
- B.
"Doesn't everyone?"
- C.
"Keep away from my muffins!"
- D.
Lean over slowly and eerily to his ear, then whisper "no" really fast.
- E.
Take over the world!
- 4.What do you do for fun?
- A.
Grow wings.
- B.
Shout "LALSLAKS:" at bypassing people.
- C.
Protect your mushrooms.
- D.
Read or Play.
- 5.The cops are after you. What did you do?
- A.
I sniffed the forbidden mushroom. Again!
- B.
I robbed a bank.
- C.
I fished in space.
- D.
I chewed through Candy Land's zebra population.
- 6.Someone trips you in the hallway. What do you do/say?
- A.
Walk on like nothing happened.
- B.
Call 911
- C.
Call batman, then make weird noises into the phone.
- D.
"RAWR! MY BUNS ARE ON FIRE!"
- E.
Revenge!
- 7.Your friend is talking to you. "Ya, so, we would've won if I hadn't tripped over that stupid-" Then you decide to cut her off. What do you say?
- A.
Moo...
- B.
Your mom
- C.
Oh, okay..aah, actually..yo..oh! look at the moon!
- D.
I would like to vomit.
- E.
Continue
- 8.You're having an argument with a window. He says that the rain is the controller of all notebooks, but you think that gorillas play the clarinet. Who gets to the rainbow first?
- A.
The mushrooms, because they always win!
- B.
There are no rainbows, they are a myth!
- C.
That didn't make sense...
- D.
The Wolf!
- E.
The Gorillas!
- 9.You are at school when you realize you forgot your project due today. What do you do?
- A.
Scream dramatically while 10 people run circles around you.
- B.
Call home for them to bring it
- C.
Drive home in your banana to get it while the teacher is washing her bladder.
- D.
Flap. Flap. Flap.
- E.
Who cares? I'll take the F
- 10.What do you put in your pie?
- A.
Apples!
- B.
Continents...
- C.
BUTTONS! *eyes cross*
- D.
Pies............ Pies. ...................PIES!
- 11.You're filling out a job application. Question number 4 says 4. Do you believe in mailman?_______________ What do you put down?
- A.
Of course. Duh.
- B.
Sweat nervously, muttering to yourself, and hyperventilating.
- C.
That's easy. No!
- D.
I smell ham.
- 12.Your going hunting. What do you hunt?
- A.
Trees
- B.
Deer
- C.
Ladybugs
- D.
Ducks
- 13.You are forced to gag down spinach. Which stomach does it digest in?
- A.
My 50th one!
- B.
Umm....the only stomach I have!
- C.
I don't digest food in my stomach *heehee*
- D.
I am constipated! I won't fill my stomach with anything unless I shit a flood.
- 14.Which cereal is the nastiest?
- A.
Cinnamon toast crunch.
- B.
Cocoa puffs.
- C.
Corn pops.
- D.
Trix
- E.
Cheerios.
- 15.Do you like the book series/movie Twilight?
- A.
Heck No!
- B.
Heck Yes!
- 16.Which is the best system?
- A.
Wii
- B.
PS4
- C.
PC
- D.
Gamecube
- E.
Nokia
- 17.What is your life-long dream?
- A.
To peel oranges.
- B.
To be successful in life.
- C.
Become rulers of the mushrooms.
- D.
TV star.
- E.
Run with the plastic llamas of the forest.
- 18.What would you say to your teacher if you could redo time.
- A.
"*&%$ #@!% YOU!"
- B.
"I looove you:"
- C.
"Fly. Fly away with me to happy town. We will live happily among the mushrooms. They will love us and eat our children. Then they will build a house filled with pens and happiness. Then the lovely ponytails will take us away to ginger ale soda pop happy land. Will you marry me?"
- D.
It would go like this: "Mrs. Teacher!" "Hey, you know my name." "Your butt looks like a rhino with muffin pie in his brain!" "WHAT! EXCUSE YOU!" "SHAKE SHAKE> SHAKE IT AROUND!" "EXCUSE YOU!"
- E.
Umm...You stink.
- 19.You see a magical rainbow. It's berry season so you decide to sneeze obnoxiously for 3 hours. After that, a mushroom challenges you to a race to the end of time. You agree, then you start. You win since the mushroom can't freaking move.
- A.
......What's the question?
- B.
No, I think the monkey should ate the bear instead of the sun
- C.
Who cares, I'm EATING!
- D.
HAHA! Mice.
- 20.The Tale of Despereaux is a movie now. What do you think of it?
- A.
O EM G! LOVED IT!
- B.
Oh gosh. Just saying it makes me wanna barf.
- 21.Keelie makes a pie. How does she tie it to a pole?
- A.
String
- B.
Tongues
- C.
Legs
- D.
Clarinet reeds
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