Pass This Quiz- How Random Are You?
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- 1.A stranger walks into your house. What do you do/say?
- A.
"Who dares enter unicorn land?"
- B.
Call 911
- C.
Fly to safety.
- D.
"706-888-999"
- 2.What do you really want for a pet?
- A.
A cat or dog of some type.
- B.
Picklezzz!
- C.
Pencil! YESH!
- D.
UNICORN!! NEIGH!
- 3.It's lunchtime, someone is calling your name, but you don't hear them. So they ask someone close to you to get you. The guy taps your shoulder and says, " Hey, he wants you." How do you respond?
- A.
"Oh, okay thanks."
- B.
"Doesn't everyone?"
- C.
"Keep away from my muffins!"
- D.
Lean over slowly and eerily to his ear, then whisper "no" really fast.
- E.
Take over the world!
- 4.What do you do for fun?
- A.
Grow wings.
- B.
Shout "LALSLAKS:" at bypassing people.
- C.
Protect your mushrooms.
- D.
Read or Play.
- 5.The cops are after you. What did you do?
- A.
I sniffed the forbidden mushroom. Again!
- B.
I robbed a bank.
- C.
I fished in space.
- D.
I chewed through Candy Land's zebra population.
- 6.Someone trips you in the hallway. What do you do/say?
- A.
Walk on like nothing happened.
- B.
Call 911
- C.
Call batman, then make weird noises into the phone.
- D.
"RAWR! MY BUNS ARE ON FIRE!"
- E.
Revenge!
- 7.Your friend is talking to you. "Ya, so, we would've won if I hadn't tripped over that stupid-" Then you decide to cut her off. What do you say?
- A.
Moo...
- B.
Your mom
- C.
Oh, okay..aah, actually..yo..oh! look at the moon!
- D.
I would like to vomit.
- E.
Continue
- 8.You're having an argument with a window. He says that the rain is the controller of all notebooks, but you think that gorillas play the clarinet. Who gets to the rainbow first?
- A.
The mushrooms, because they always win!
- B.
There are no rainbows, they are a myth!
- C.
That didn't make sense...
- D.
The Wolf!
- E.
The Gorillas!
- 9.You are at school when you realize you forgot your project due today. What do you do?
- A.
Scream dramatically while 10 people run circles around you.
- B.
Call home for them to bring it
- C.
Drive home in your banana to get it while the teacher is washing her bladder.
- D.
Flap. Flap. Flap.
- E.
Who cares? I'll take the F
- 10.What do you put in your pie?
- A.
Apples!
- B.
Continents...
- C.
BUTTONS! *eyes cross*
- D.
Pies............ Pies. ...................PIES!
- 11.You're filling out a job application. Question number 4 says 4. Do you believe in mailman?_______________ What do you put down?
- A.
Of course. Duh.
- B.
Sweat nervously, muttering to yourself, and hyperventilating.
- C.
That's easy. No!
- D.
I smell ham.
- 12.Your going hunting. What do you hunt?
- A.
Trees
- B.
Deer
- C.
Ladybugs
- D.
Ducks
- 13.You are forced to gag down spinach. Which stomach does it digest in?
- A.
My 50th one!
- B.
Umm....the only stomach I have!
- C.
I don't digest food in my stomach *heehee*
- D.
I am constipated! I won't fill my stomach with anything unless I shit a flood.
- 14.Which cereal is the nastiest?
- A.
Cinnamon toast crunch.
- B.
Cocoa puffs.
- C.
Corn pops.
- D.
Trix
- E.
Cheerios.
- 15.Do you like the book series/movie Twilight?
- A.
Heck No!
- B.
Heck Yes!
- 16.Which is the best system?
- A.
Wii
- B.
PS4
- C.
PC
- D.
Gamecube
- E.
Nokia
- 17.What is your life-long dream?
- A.
To peel oranges.
- B.
To be successful in life.
- C.
Become rulers of the mushrooms.
- D.
TV star.
- E.
Run with the plastic llamas of the forest.
- 18.What would you say to your teacher if you could redo time.
- A.
"*&%$ #@!% YOU!"
- B.
"I looove you:"
- C.
"Fly. Fly away with me to happy town. We will live happily among the mushrooms. They will love us and eat our children. Then they will build a house filled with pens and happiness. Then the lovely ponytails will take us away to ginger ale soda pop happy land. Will you marry me?"
- D.
It would go like this: "Mrs. Teacher!" "Hey, you know my name." "Your butt looks like a rhino with muffin pie in his brain!" "WHAT! EXCUSE YOU!" "SHAKE SHAKE> SHAKE IT AROUND!" "EXCUSE YOU!"
- E.
Umm...You stink.
- 19.You see a magical rainbow. It's berry season so you decide to sneeze obnoxiously for 3 hours. After that, a mushroom challenges you to a race to the end of time. You agree, then you start. You win since the mushroom can't freaking move.
- A.
......What's the question?
- B.
No, I think the monkey should ate the bear instead of the sun
- C.
Who cares, I'm EATING!
- D.
HAHA! Mice.
- 20.The Tale of Despereaux is a movie now. What do you think of it?
- A.
O EM G! LOVED IT!
- B.
Oh gosh. Just saying it makes me wanna barf.
- 21.Keelie makes a pie. How does she tie it to a pole?
- A.
String
- B.
Tongues
- C.
Legs
- D.
Clarinet reeds
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