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Once upon a time there was a platypus named Gerald who dreamed of becoming a world famous tap dancer, but he couldn't because he laid an egg. The End


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  • 1. 
    What is the answer to life?
    • A. 

      7

    • B. 

      Fish

    • C. 

      Blue

    • D. 

      Pickle

    • E. 

      Purple

  • 2. 
    How's the weather today?
    • A. 

      I thought I saw a puddy-tat

    • B. 

      Elephants are bigger in person

    • C. 

      Chuck Norris will rule the world

    • D. 

      I like eggs

    • E. 

      Snickerdoodles are quite enjoyable

  • 3. 
    Who is your mother?
    • A. 

      Phil

    • B. 

      Harold

    • C. 

      Nebuchadnezzar

    • D. 

      Reginald

    • E. 

      Theodore

  • 4. 
    What's your favorite animal?
    • A. 

      I like eggs

    • B. 

      Weeter-eeter

    • C. 

      The seven dwarfs shop at Wal-Mart

    • D. 

      My precious

    • E. 

      AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

  • 5. 
    In a parallel universe when the sky is blue, what color are cows?
    • A. 

      Black and white

    • B. 

      White and Black

    • C. 

      Ebony and Ivory

    • D. 

      Off-white and black

    • E. 

      Brown

  • 6. 
    Yes
    • A. 

      Indeed

    • B. 

      Quite right

    • C. 

      My master

    • D. 

      Chuck Norris

    • E. 

      Floogle

  • 7. 
    The penguin republic is led by what figure?
    • A. 

      8

    • B. 

      Felicia warrior princess

    • C. 

      Glorbak the hungry

    • D. 

      Vladmir the flightless

    • E. 

      Janice

  • 8. 
    Why do you like cheese?
    • A. 

      Cows are purple

    • B. 

      Samuel's gay

    • C. 

      Jellyfish are the devil

    • D. 

      Munster is better than Bree

    • E. 

      It comes from goats

  • 9. 
    Normal can be defined as...
    • A. 

      Unicornicopia

    • B. 

      Orange juice

    • C. 

      Nectarine

    • D. 

      Fragula

    • E. 

      Lorem ipsum

  • 10. 
    Shazam
    • A. 

      Pup shield

    • B. 

      Pop up tent

    • C. 

      Zip lock bag

    • D. 

      Jihad

    • E. 

      Eggplants for Ethiopia