Quite Random Quiz, You Will Never Pass...Ever!!!
Once upon a time there was a platypus named Gerald who dreamed of becoming a world famous tap dancer, but he couldn't because he laid an egg. The End
- 1.What is the answer to life?
- A.
7
- B.
Fish
- C.
Blue
- D.
Pickle
- E.
Purple
- 2.How's the weather today?
- A.
I thought I saw a puddy-tat
- B.
Elephants are bigger in person
- C.
Chuck Norris will rule the world
- D.
I like eggs
- E.
Snickerdoodles are quite enjoyable
- 3.Who is your mother?
- A.
Phil
- B.
Harold
- C.
Nebuchadnezzar
- D.
Reginald
- E.
Theodore
- 4.What's your favorite animal?
- A.
I like eggs
- B.
Weeter-eeter
- C.
The seven dwarfs shop at Wal-Mart
- D.
My precious
- E.
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
- 5.In a parallel universe when the sky is blue, what color are cows?
- A.
Black and white
- B.
White and Black
- C.
Ebony and Ivory
- D.
Off-white and black
- E.
Brown
- 6.Yes
- A.
Indeed
- B.
Quite right
- C.
My master
- D.
Chuck Norris
- E.
Floogle
- 7.The penguin republic is led by what figure?
- A.
8
- B.
Felicia warrior princess
- C.
Glorbak the hungry
- D.
Vladmir the flightless
- E.
Janice
- 8.Why do you like cheese?
- A.
Cows are purple
- B.
Samuel's gay
- C.
Jellyfish are the devil
- D.
Munster is better than Bree
- E.
It comes from goats
- 9.Normal can be defined as...
- A.
Unicornicopia
- B.
Orange juice
- C.
Nectarine
- D.
Fragula
- E.
Lorem ipsum
- 10.Shazam
- A.
Pup shield
- B.
Pop up tent
- C.
Zip lock bag
- D.
Jihad
- E.
Eggplants for Ethiopia
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