Quiz: How Drunk Am I?

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Quiz: How Drunk Am I?

Welcome to How Drunk Am I Quiz! Don’t know your limits? Having a wild night of drinking can seem like a lot of fun, but a pounding headache tomorrow morning is far from the only danger involved. Take this quiz when you’re unsure of your level of drunkenness to see how drunk you are and if it might be time to slow down.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Can you walk in a straight line?
    • A. 

      Yes, completely!

    • B. 

      Yes, but I stumbled!

    • C. 

      Sort of, but it's hard!

    • D. 

      No way, I can barely move!

  • 2. 
    Can you remember your last drink?
    • A. 

      I haven't even started!

    • B. 

      Yes, I stopped hours ago!

    • C. 

      No, I can't even remember the name of this place!

    • D. 

      Last drink? I never stopped!

  • 3. 
    How well can you touch your finger to your nose?
    • A. 

      Perfectly, no trouble here!

    • B. 

      Pretty good, but it was a little difficult!

    • C. 

      Barely - Are you sure I have a nose?

    • D. 

      I can't feel my face!

  • 4. 
    How much have you drank?
    • A. 

      I haven't drank any alcohol!

    • B. 

      I had 1 drink!

    • C. 

      I had 2 or 3 drinks!

    • D. 

      I had 4 or 5 drinks!

    • E. 

      I have no idea, but it was a lot!

  • 5. 
    What is 12 x 12?
    • A. 

      144

    • B. 

      120

    • C. 

      1212

    • D. 

      I no speak math!

  • 6. 
    What sounds like a good idea right now?
    • A. 

      Going home, I'm bored!

    • B. 

      Keep this party rolling!

    • C. 

      I need to sit down...

    • D. 

      Throwing up, passing out, in that order.

  • 7. 
    Can you name 5 different politicians?
    • A. 

      Easy, I can name the entire Executive Branch!

    • B. 

      Yes, but barely!

    • C. 

      I can name 3 or 4!

    • D. 

      I don't even know my own name!

  • 8. 
    What sounds like the best meal right now?
    • A. 

      Waffle House!

    • B. 

      Taco Bell!

    • C. 

      Pasta!

    • D. 

      Water please!

    • E. 

      I will barf if I eat!

  • 9. 
    There's an emergency - who are you going to call?
    • A. 

      911

    • B. 

      My lawyer!

    • C. 

      Ghostbusters!

    • D. 

      I lost my phone!

  • 10. 
    In your own opinion - How Drunk Are You?
    • A. 

      Not at all!

    • B. 

      Just getting started!

    • C. 

      Just the way I like!

    • D. 

      I'm feeling really, really, really good!

    • E. 

      Knurd repus am I !!! (I am super drunk!!!)