How Drunk Am I? Quiz!

10 Questions | By ElanceDustin | Updated: Sep 9, 2022 | Attempts: 221473

Take up this 'How drunk am I quiz' and find out whether you've just started or have already consumed too much alcohol. Having a wild night of drinking might seem like a lot of fun for a few people, but a pounding headache tomorrow morning is far from the only danger involved. Play the quiz below when you're unsure of your level of drunkenness, and find out how drunk you are if you think it might be time to slow down.

You May Get

Just Getting Started

You've barely had enough alcohol to knock a turtle over. Go big or go home!

Drunk as a Skunk!

This is one of the drunkest you've ever been. It was an accomplishment to finish this quiz!

& many more results.
Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

How much have you drank?
- A.
  
  I haven't drank any alcohol!
- B.
  
  I had 1 drink!
- C.
  
  I had 2 or 3 drinks!
- D.
  
  I had 4 or 5 drinks!
- E.
  
  I have no idea, but it was a lot!
2.

What is 12 x 12?
- A.
  
  144
- B.
  
  120
- C.
  
  1212
- D.
  
  I no speak math!
3.

What sounds like a good idea right now?
- A.
  
  Going home, I'm bored!
- B.
  
  Keep this party rolling!
- C.
  
  I need to sit down...
- D.
  
  Throwing up, passing out, in that order.
4.

Can you name 5 different politicians?
- A.
  
  Easy, I can name the entire Executive Branch!
- B.
  
  Yes, but barely!
- C.
  
  I can name 3 or 4!
- D.
  
  I don't even know my own name!
5.

What sounds like the best meal right now?
- A.
  
  Waffle House!
- B.
  
  Taco Bell!
- C.
  
  Pasta!
- D.
  
  Water please!
- E.
  
  I will barf if I eat!
6.

There's an emergency - who are you going to call?
- A.
  
  911
- B.
  
  My lawyer!
- C.
  
  Ghostbusters!
- D.
  
  I lost my phone!
7.

In your own opinion - How Drunk Are You?
- A.
  
  I am not drunk at all!
- B.
  
  I have just started!
- C.
  
  Just the way I like!
- D.
  
  I'm feeling really, really, really good!
- E.
  
  Knurd repus am I !!! (I am super drunk!!!)
8.

Can you walk in a straight line?
- A.
  
  Yes, completely!
- B.
  
  Yes, but I am stumbling
- C.
  
  Sort of, but it's hard!
- D.
  
  No way, I can barely move!
9.

Can you remember your last drink?
- A.
  
  I haven't even started!
- B.
  
  Yes, I stopped hours ago!
- C.
  
  No, I can't even remember the name of this place!
- D.
  
  Last drink? I never stopped!
10.

Can you touch your finger to your nose?
- A.
  
  Yes, Absolutely! Stop asking such weird questions.
- B.
  
  It's a little difficult to do it right now!
- C.
  
  Can't do it- Are you sure I have a nose?
- D.
  
  I can't feel my face!