What's Your Boozy Percentage?

21--I follow the law (in the United States).

When I was around 18.

Under 16.

When I was around 16.

I have a drink in hand right now.

Very rarely. Less than once a month.

Once a week .

Once a month.

Not that much.

I know more than most bartenders.

I know quite a bit.

I know what I like.

Gin

Vodka

Beer or wine

Whatever's there.

Eh, more than a lot of people, but I know my limits.

And how!

I drink like an old-timey movie star (or like I'm on Mad Men).

Nah, I'm a lightweight.

I threw up once.

Nothing, really. I just danced a lot.

I made a bit of a fool of myself.

Which time I was arrested do you want to hear about?

Once a week.

More than once a week.

Less than once a month.

I'm taking this quiz in a bar.

I've had a few.

I've had more than a few.

The trick is to never not be drinking.

Never or once.

I'd like to, but I don't know where to get the real stuff.

Yeah, once. That was enough.

Open up your mouth and let the moon shine in!

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO DIE?!