What's Your Boozy Percentage?

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| By Salomeg

Salomeg

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Quizzes Created: 13 | Total Attempts: 77,691

Questions: 10 | Attempts: 170 | Updated: Mar 21, 2022

Are you a teetotaler or totally into your cups? Take this quiz and find out!

Questions and Answers

1.

How many fingers am I holding up?
- A.
  
  Four.
- B.
  
  Four.
- C.
  
  Four.
- D.
  
  Eleventeen?
2.

How old were you when you started drinking?
- A.
  
  21--I follow the law (in the United States).
- B.
  
  When I was around 18.
- C.
  
  Under 16.
- D.
  
  When I was around 16.
3.

How often do you drink?
- A.
  
  I have a drink in hand right now.
- B.
  
  Very rarely. Less than once a month.
- C.
  
  Once a week .
- D.
  
  Once a month.
4.

How much do you know about alcohol?
- A.
  
  Not that much.
- B.
  
  I know more than most bartenders.
- C.
  
  I know quite a bit.
- D.
  
  I know what I like.
5.

What's your spirit of choice?
- A.
  
  Gin
- B.
  
  Vodka
- C.
  
  Beer or wine
- D.
  
  Whatever's there.
6.

Can you drink a lot?
- A.
  
  Eh, more than a lot of people, but I know my limits.
- B.
  
  And how!
- C.
  
  I drink like an old-timey movie star (or like I'm on Mad Men).
- D.
  
  Nah, I'm a lightweight.
7.

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you while drinking?
- A.
  
  I threw up once.
- B.
  
  Nothing, really. I just danced a lot.
- C.
  
  I made a bit of a fool of myself.
- D.
  
  Which time I was arrested do you want to hear about?
8.

How often are you at a bar?
- A.
  
  Once a week.
- B.
  
  More than once a week.
- C.
  
  Less than once a month.
- D.
  
  I'm taking this quiz in a bar.
9.

Hangovers?
- A.
  
  I've had a few.
- B.
  
  I've had more than a few.
- C.
  
  The trick is to never not be drinking.
- D.
  
  Never or once.
10.

Have you ever tried moonshine?
- A.
  
  I'd like to, but I don't know where to get the real stuff.
- B.
  
  Yeah, once. That was enough.
- C.
  
  Open up your mouth and let the moon shine in!
- D.
  
  DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO DIE?!