What's Your Boozy Percentage?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 124

What

Are you a teetotaler or totally into your cups? Take this quiz and find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many fingers am I holding up?
    • A. 

      Four.

    • B. 

      Four.

    • C. 

      Four.

    • D. 

      Eleventeen?

  • 2. 
    How old were you when you started drinking?
    • A. 

      21--I follow the law (in the United States).

    • B. 

      When I was around 18.

    • C. 

      Under 16.

    • D. 

      When I was around 16.

  • 3. 
    How often do you drink?
    • A. 

      I have a drink in hand right now.

    • B. 

      Very rarely. Less than once a month.

    • C. 

      Once a week .

    • D. 

      Once a month.

  • 4. 
    How much do you know about alcohol?
    • A. 

      Not that much.

    • B. 

      I know more than most bartenders.

    • C. 

      I know quite a bit.

    • D. 

      I know what I like.

  • 5. 
    What's your spirit of choice?
    • A. 

      Gin

    • B. 

      Vodka

    • C. 

      Beer or wine

    • D. 

      Whatever's there.

  • 6. 
    Can you drink a lot?
    • A. 

      Eh, more than a lot of people, but I know my limits.

    • B. 

      And how!

    • C. 

      I drink like an old-timey movie star (or like I'm on Mad Men).

    • D. 

      Nah, I'm a lightweight.

  • 7. 
    What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you while drinking?
    • A. 

      I threw up once.

    • B. 

      Nothing, really. I just danced a lot.

    • C. 

      I made a bit of a fool of myself.

    • D. 

      Which time I was arrested do you want to hear about?

  • 8. 
    How often are you at a bar?
    • A. 

      Once a week.

    • B. 

      More than once a week.

    • C. 

      Less than once a month.

    • D. 

      I'm taking this quiz in a bar.

  • 9. 
    Hangovers?
    • A. 

      I've had a few.

    • B. 

      I've had more than a few.

    • C. 

      The trick is to never not be drinking.

    • D. 

      Never or once.

  • 10. 
    Have you ever tried moonshine?
    • A. 

      I'd like to, but I don't know where to get the real stuff.

    • B. 

      Yeah, once. That was enough.

    • C. 

      Open up your mouth and let the moon shine in!

    • D. 

      DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO DIE?!

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