People may joke I have to be spoon-fed everything.. but as long as I don't have to cook, I'll eat whatever I get.
My meals are as perfectly balanced as a food pyramid... if I actually get the time to eat at all!
The food I really look forward to aren't in my usual meals anyway... is there anything as delicious as a sneaky snack?
I treat every day as a buffet, because why can't I have my cake and eat it too!
Snooze buttons were created for a reason, right?
Who needs an alarm? The thought of how much I have to do gets me up in the morning like a jack-in-the-box!
I have multiple alarms set depending on how urgently I need to wake up!
Setting an alarm sure sounds like a good idea, maybe I'll actually wake up in time for breakfast!
I'm always stocked with snacks on-the-go because I often end up missing or rushing my meals.
Does it count if it's after midnight? Those late night pick-me ups or last minute munchies mean I snack more than I realise.
Everything is better with snacks right? Movie marathons, cuddle-fests, match mania and even naps!
Well you can't stop me at one! I would know, I've certainly tried.
Acceleration, speed, endurance ... at least my thumbs get plenty of daily exercise!
I try to exercise at least twice a week but if not, dancing the night away gives me plenty of cardio!
Hauling home my monthly junk quota gives me a tough arm workout
If not the rings my busy day makes me run around in... I try to get in some yoga, jogging or at least a friendly game over the weekend!
Staying up late
My guilty vice, like drinking or smoking.
Magician... because I make any food near me disappear instantly
Expressway... because I'm always running to my next job
Security... because I'll keep watch all night
Kumbakarnan... because I refuse to be called lazybones!
A food festival where I can tickle my every tastebud!
A weekend is the perfect time to get started on that endless to-do-list
As long as I can do it without leaving my couch, it works.
Partying the nights away... then sleeping in to catch up!
For a brunch
At my home
In a car