Which Medieval King Of England Are You?

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Which Medieval King Of England Are You? - Quiz

Noble Knight or Bloodthirsty tyrant which King are you most like?


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Richard I

Congratulations you’re Richard the Lionheart! A constant soldier and occasional poet you’re famed throughout Europe and beyond both for your great skill at arms and fostering of chivalric culture.  Your court has become a hotbed for the spread of romantic literature and tales celebrating the deeds of great knights. You fight ably and ferociously to defend what’s yours just as you did before you became King and this is just as you find yourself pitted against a great and implacable foe. While you perform your kingly duties, particularly the most martial aspects of them well sometimes you feel like the constant scramble for land is a hollow pursuit. Deeply devout you throw yourself into the Crusade as a way of finding new purpose in the service of God and the Church. While normally fair-minded and inclined to abide by the conventions of chivalry you possess a streak of ruthlessness and when the situation demands it are willing to put your qualms aside in the name of duty. Thankfully such instances are rare and although your pride and confidence prickle with some people, most find you a reliable ally and courteous foe. You feel no real great kinship with your English subjects; you consider yourself French and spend most of your time pursuing your interests there. As far as you’re concerned England is a giant purse which enables you to pursue your loftier ambitions. You are strong, dutiful and personable yet your actions more often than not benefit your legend more than your kingdom.

Henry II

You’re King Henry II, ruler of the Angevin Empire! What do men with power want? More power, and damn it why shouldn’t you have it all? Your ambition and drive are matched only by your temper, truly you’re a man who can move mountains but never repair bridges. In your youth you fought hard for your throne and now you’ll suffer no threat to its power or prestige. Your fiery temperament is underpinned, however, by a calculating mind and you place great importance upon law and order. Indeed you have expended considerable effort both in cultivating it and bending it to your purpose. During your reign England is run more efficiently than at any other time since the Conquest. This has given you unparalleled wealth and brought the nobles to heel; they now have little choice but to follow you in the hopes of reward. Meanwhile, you watch hawk like for any means to expand your power and influence within France.  Fittingly for someone as passionate as yourself you love fiercely and wholeheartedly but there’s always a thin line between love and hatred. Nowhere is this seen better than in your relationship with your children; you love the little bastards but they keep rebelling against you. Still you can’t bring yourself to punish them too severely. You’re a king with the vision to build an empire and the vigour to see it through but your belligerence and habit for alienating people may well cause trouble.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How did you become king?
    • A. 

      I took the crown at the point of my sword!

    • B. 

      I was the rightful heir yet I had to fight hard to secure my birthright.

    • C. 

      I umm stole the throne...but I was way more popular than the actually heir.

    • D. 

      I inherited my throne as the eldest surviving son in accordance with the primogenitor system of inheritance.

    • E. 

      I inherited my throne as the eldest surviving son in accordance with the primogenitor system of inheritance. After I killed my nephew.

  • 2. 
    Its the obligatory what is your favourite colour question! What is your favourite colour?
    • A. 

      Red

    • B. 

      Blue

    • C. 

      Purple

    • D. 

      Green

    • E. 

      Gold

  • 3. 
    How do you feel about the tournament?
    • A. 

      Que?

    • B. 

      The tournament? I love it! I even have my own King Arthur costume I use whenever I compete!

    • C. 

      I think they're a complete waste of time.

    • D. 

      I think they're pretty cool and I've even been know to knock lances myself occasionally.

    • E. 

      A tournament eh? Sounds like an excuses for my nobles to gather so they can plot against me. I'll put a stop to this.

  • 4. 
    Who do you hate the most the French or the Scottish?
    • A. 

      I don't hate the French but their King keeps trying to steal my land!

    • B. 

      I hate the French but I loathe the Scottish.

    • C. 

      I hate the Scottish but I loathe the French.

    • D. 

      The French and the Scottish? They're ok, I'm much more worried about the people who're suppose to be on my side.

    • E. 

      I'm pretty ambivalent to either of them, maybe I'll conqueror them one day if I ever get bored enough.

  • 5. 
    You see a baby In an unattned pram, it appears to be eating some sort of confectionary. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Steal the candy from the baby.

    • B. 

      Give the baby your autograph. They'll appreciate it when they're older.

    • C. 

      Ride past. Why should you care?

    • D. 

      Ride past. Burn the village your in to the ground and carry off all the loot.

    • E. 

      Why would someone leave a baby all alone? Wait with the pram until the babies mother returns.

  • 6. 
    How good at fighting are you?
    • A. 

      I wasn't bad but i have people to do that sort of thing for me now.

    • B. 

      I've mastered the noble art of hiding beneath the bed until my enemies give up and go home.

    • C. 

      I'm pretty competent but I prefer to use violence only as a last resort.

    • D. 

      You'll have to search pretty hard to find a knight who can match me in the art of combat.

    • E. 

      If the Terminator and Rambo somehow had a son that was then trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee I could beat up that son.

  • 7. 
    What is your favourite genre of movies?
    • A. 

      Action

    • B. 

      Horror

    • C. 

      Comedy

    • D. 

      Thriller

    • E. 

      Musicals

  • 8. 
    Do you feel any affinity with the English?
    • A. 

      No they're smelly barbarians.

    • B. 

      Not really but as long as they pay there taxes I don't really care what they get up to.

    • C. 

      While I'm certainly not one of them I have warmed towards them. For one thing their legal system is fascinating and basically runs itself.

    • D. 

      Oh the English, yes charming people. I do wish they'd stop rebelling though.

    • E. 

      Of course after all I am English.

  • 9. 
    How do you feel about your children?
    • A. 

      Shamefully I have yet to sire an heir.

    • B. 

      They say a fathers love for his child is eternal and unconditional but it's not. It's really not.

    • C. 

      I do love my children but the little brats don't make it easy for me.

    • D. 

      I don't really pay attention to any of them.

    • E. 

      I love all of my children and I always try to support them and set them up with good jobs.

  • 10. 
    How do you deal with tratiors?
    • A. 

      I agree to their demands, then when they let their guard down I have them arrested and beheaded.

    • B. 

      I have their hands and feet cut off before killing everyone they know...if they're lucky.

    • C. 

      I send them a strongly worded letter asking them to desist from any traitorous behavior

    • D. 

      I ride out to meet them in glorious combat in accordance with the chivalric code.

    • E. 

      I use my army to burn all their lands down until they surrender. Then i behead them.

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