You May Get
The Court Jester
Reading a book
Go for a hike on a nature trail
Get a few games of my favourite sport in
Go out with my friends
I prefer to lay in bed all day
Worry about what my employees get up to while I'm gone
Day off? I don't get a day off!
A professional athelete
A fashion designer
Something that would allow me to work outdoors
I'd prefer to just be a hippie
Not being able to provide for my family
Our natural environment being spoiled
The loss of values and morals among society
Not being the centre of attention
Losing my good looks as I age
Fear? I have no fear!
My honesty and loyalty
My sense of humour
My natural ability as a leader
My strong work ethic
My humble nature
A fancy cocktail bar
A comedy club
A fine dining restaurant
Anywhere with a good DJ
Alternative music club
The local pub
I'd probably make up an excuse not to go out...
A few good books
A weapon to protect me from dangerous animals
My hairdryer... have to look good!
A lucky charm to keep me safe
Seeds so I could grow my own food
A deck of cards to keep me entertained
I would tell them all I know about the land, which is quite a lot, and if they still weren't sure I would offer to help them find their way.
I'm not too sure where to point them, but would engage them in friendly conversation to help them feel better.
Ignore them! I am far too busy for this.
Tell them a riddle which, if they solve, will lead them in the right direction.
I would feel bad for them and want to help, but in case it is a trap I'll send one of my men to help them instead.
I would lead them to their destination, whatever the cost!
I don't know much beyond my own backyard but would offer to put them up for the night so they could regroup in the morning.
Confront them and hear their side of the story before I made any decisions.
I would forgive them, I treat others how I would like to be treated.
I would seek my revenge by publicly humiliating them.
Let fate handle it... they'll get what's coming.
Who cares? I have tons of other friends.
I wouldn't stress over it, life is too short for petty arguments!
Have them executed.
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