What Kind Of Geek Are You?

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What Kind Of Geek Are You?

There are many types of Geeks in this world. There's the science nerd, comic book nerd, fact geek and what not. Ever wondered what kind of geek you might be? Wonder no more, my friend. Take the Quiz and Find Out for Yourself!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What drink are you most likely to order from the bar?
    • A. 

      Blue milk – and it’s a cantina, not a bar

    • B. 

      A flagon of the finest Elvish mead

    • C. 

      A green lantern cocktail

    • D. 

      Got any Mountain Dew?

    • E. 

      Red bull, Relentless, Jolt and a triple espresso. In the same glass

    • F. 

      Cider, Calvados or just pure apple juice

    • G. 

      A Battering RAM cocktail

  • 2. 
    What’s your favourite food?
    • A. 

      A prime cut of Ameglian Major Cow

    • B. 

      The White Witch’s Turkish Delight

    • C. 

      Pamcakes at the BPRD canteen

    • D. 

      Cheetos, pizza and any other snacks we find in the GM’s kitchen

    • E. 

      Finkton’s Baked Beans

    • F. 

      Granny Smiths, Golden Delicious, Pink Ladies...

    • G. 

      Chips, obviously

  • 3. 
    What one item would you save from a fire?
    • A. 

      My platinum replica of The One Ring. Preciousssss....

    • B. 

      My framed, never-read copy of Action Comics no. 1

    • C. 

      Pristine copy of the original brown box D&D, signed by Garry Gygax and Dave Arneson

    • D. 

      The hard disk with all my savegames on!

    • E. 

      Anything that's dear to me is in the cloud.

    • F. 

      I’ve got enough water cooling systems about the place to put the fire out!

    • G. 

      My boxed “Telescoping Lightsaber” Darth Vader

  • 4. 
    What's your ideal method of transport?
    • A. 

      I travel by Firewire

    • B. 

      Maps will get me there, eventually

    • C. 

      My epic-level mount is better than yours

    • D. 

      My imagination can transport me wherever I wish to go

    • E. 

      One of the S.H.I.E.L.D. hellicarriers would suit my needs

    • F. 

      The Liveship Vivacia

    • G. 

      Firefly class transport ship

  • 5. 
    What language would you most like to learn?
    • A. 

      Asgardian

    • B. 

      I’ve always wanted to be able to read Quenya and Sindarin

    • C. 

      I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

    • D. 

      C# and Python

    • E. 

      I don't need to learn a language, I have an app for that.

    • F. 

      Sim

    • G. 

      Draconic could come in handy.

  • 6. 
    What's your favourite TV Show?
    • A. 

      The Crystal Maze

    • B. 

      The Gadget Show

    • C. 

      Click

    • D. 

      Battlestar Galactica

    • E. 

      Game of Thrones

    • F. 

      Heroes

    • G. 

      Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

  • 7. 
    What's your ideal night out?
    • A. 

      The Iceberg Lounge.

    • B. 

      Spent at part of an ongoing LARP campaign that culminates in a heroic, large-scale battle against the forces of darkness.

    • C. 

      I’ll pop out in my Titan and try to recreate the Battle of Asakai

    • D. 

      Anywhere with a Wi-Fi hotspot that serves an Appletini.

    • E. 

      I can go anywhere, using the Holodeck.

    • F. 

      To crush your enemies,see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

    • G. 

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  • 8. 
    Where would you most like to camp?
    • A. 

      New Caprica.

    • B. 

      Beside the banks of the River Anduin.

    • C. 

      Cursed Earth always holds a certain charm.

    • D. 

      Anywhere the party can't be ambushed, but only with staggered and overlapping watches.

    • E. 

      In the best sniper spot.

    • F. 

      In a queue for the latest and greatest gadget.

    • G. 

      I don't camp. I don't go outside.

  • 9. 
    What would you wear to a party?
    • A. 

      With the amount of music I've got stored on here, I AM the party!

    • B. 

      A meticulously research Deadpool/Cerebus the Aardvark crossover costume.

    • C. 

      My chainmail bikini brings all the boys to the yard.

    • D. 

      What are the armour restrictions on my character class?

    • E. 

      Never a red shirt.

    • F. 

      Limited edition N7 armour.

    • G. 

      A Moss from the IT crowd T-Shirt.

  • 10. 
    If you heard a burglar in your house, what's the first thing you'd reach for?
    • A. 

      Ain't no way that thief's getting their hands on my limited edition Zelda 3DS.

    • B. 

      Take anything! Just leave my tablet... oh and my phone... and my laptop.

    • C. 

      My custom-build security system is already live-streaming footage of the burglar to the police.

    • D. 

      There's no match for a good blaster pistol at your side, Kid.

    • E. 

      My holly and phoenix feather wand. It's nice and supple.

    • F. 

      Frank Castle's number on speed dial.

    • G. 

      Blackrazor, The Sword of Souls.

  • 11. 
    What's the ideal piece of safety equipment?
    • A. 

      A plastic baggie and a protective cardboard sheet.

    • B. 

      A ten foot pole.

    • C. 

      A good router, properly configured to stop network dropout and lag.

    • D. 

      The find my phone app!

    • E. 

      An anti-static wristband.

    • F. 

      If a sonic screwdriver can't sort things out, nothing can.

    • G. 

      Are you kidding? I fight in a loin cloth!