How Taurean Are You?

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How Taurean Are You?

We live in an amazingly bull-headed world! Obsessive behavior abounds, from CNN's laser focus on the very, very lost Flight 370 to Fox News to MSNBC to Congress to World Leaders EVERYWHERE to certain persons who wonder how to make a straightforward invitation into something 'memorable. ' If you live in a world touched by FaceBook, you are also bombarded by these inanely over-simplified quizzes that tell you which of the 13 fairies you are? As if even Grimm knew! Which, of course, is exactly why it is time to take the bull by the horns and come straight to the real question facing all of us at this time of year:


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    •  TAURUS PARTY fare consists of the following:
     
    • A. 

      Hot Dogs & Chili

    • B. 

      Tofu

    • C. 

      Taco dip & Guac

    • D. 

      Clam Chowder

    • E. 

      Brownies

  • 2. 
    Dessert at the TAURUS PARTY is usually:  
    • A. 

      Eaten first (unless Dan's hidden it)

    • B. 

      On the dining room table

    • C. 

      Gone before I get there

    • D. 

      Mostly brownies

    • E. 

      Dessert? There's dessert inside?

  • 3. 
    • If you are thirsty at the TAURUS PARTY , you go for
    • A. 

      Whatever IPA Dan has on tap

    • B. 

      White/Red wine bar

    • C. 

      Water, real lemonade, natural soda or fruit juice

    • D. 

      That hidden can of Coke n he back of the fridge in the little cabin.

    • E. 

      Oh, I brought my own

  • 4. 
    • The one thing I try hard to avoid at the TAURUS PARTY is:
    • A. 

      Having to cook

    • B. 

      Having to help clean up

    • C. 

      Thinking too much about anything

    • D. 

      Stealing Dan's hidden stash of brownies

    • E. 

      Falling off the paddleboard

  • 5. 
    • The TAURUS PARTY lets me catch up with:
    • A. 

      People I only see once a year but like

    • B. 

      How cool it is to have a fire outside on the beach

    • C. 

      How much the little kids have grown

    • D. 

      Who's still married and who isn't

    • E. 

      The part of me who wants to be in a big family

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