Which Member Of Death Grips Should You Date?

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Which qt 3. 14 in the group would be your ideal bf?


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Stefan Burnett/MC Ride

Your homicidal/homeless tendencies would fit pefectly together with MC Ride's.  In between shouting at strangers about how #noided you are from all the footage you'v seen, you can get got all the coconuts you want and argue about just how much it goes. <3

Zach Hill

You aren't as exposively violent as MC Ride or as reclusive as Flatlander, but that's a good thing.  You and Zach would probably fall in love with each other over a mutual appreciation of noise rock and obscure samples and magical nights underneath a starry sky unobscured by bass rattles.  Somewhere along the line though, you'll wonder if he really loves you for your money or for your new leopard skin pillbox hat, but until that time, you'll be as happy as the day you two met and he invited you to write something on his genitalia.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Just how much does it go?
    • A. 

      HYAAAAAA

    • B. 

      GUILLOTINE

    • C. 

      [bleep-bloops intensify]

    • D. 

      It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

  • 2. 
    What common ailment happens to you most?
    • A. 

      I come out and my shit is gone.

    • B. 

      Hustle bones comin' out my mouth.

    • C. 

      It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

    • D. 

      The place you're in is a bigger jail than the one you just got out of.

  • 3. 
    Someone calls you a pleb.  You:
    • A. 

      Throw them into the flame, into the fire

    • B. 

      Scoff, "Bitch please, you must be smoking rocks."

    • C. 

      Glare at them and mutter >implying

    • D. 

      GUILLOTINE

  • 4. 
    What's your favorite kind of bird?
    • A. 

      SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK

    • B. 

      Birds? You're post-chicken-and-the-egg shit.

    • C. 

      ...Fuck you.

  • 5. 
    You're picking up a qt 3.14 for a date but realize you're about fifteen minutes behind.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Call her and let her know that you're in her area.

    • B. 

      Whatever i want

    • C. 

      It's okay, you're known for it

  • 6. 
    Your ideal first date is:
    • A. 

      Discussing old movies that you've seen

    • B. 

      Watching the new Hunger Games movie

    • C. 

      Playing blackjack in Vegas

  • 7. 
    When your partner hints that they want to get intimate, your reaction is:
    • A. 

      You close your eyes and seize it

    • B. 

      You lock your doors

    • C. 

      OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

    • D. 

      I want it I need it

    • E. 

      Roleplay: you're an intern, they're WikiLeaks

  • 8. 
    As far as religion goes, 
    • A. 

      You are the beast you worship

    • B. 

      Fuck that

    • C. 

      You believe in two heavens

  • 9. 
    It's nearly Christmas, and you're curious about what you're getting.  What's under the tree?
    • A. 

      You aren't sure, but it feels like a wheel.

    • B. 

      You don't really care what you get get get get got got got got.

    • C. 

      Lil' boys

  • 10. 
    Finally, what describes your attitude toward relationships?
    • A. 

      No love

    • B. 

      I want it, I need it.

    • C. 

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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