Which Famous Aussie Cricketer Are You?

At her bum

At her boobs

At your mrs so you dont get a slap from the mrs

At your mate to give him a high five

At your pie

At her through your $400 sunnies while sipping your red wine

Jump Straight in to cpr

Grab the mouth breathing tool out of the first aid box and jump straight into cpr

Start laughing at the funny way they went down

Get someone else to do it so you can tell them they are doing a good job

Call 000 then grab the mask then make sure there is another person to help the getstuck into cpr

Continue to eat your pie

You bow smile and move to the next hole

You get excited but not over the top it was a great shot and everybody saw it

You get excited and hi five everyone say it was because of them

You get smug about it i mean its a hole in one nobody else has a hole in one your the best there is buddy

You take another bite of that delicious pie

You get in a couple of faces about it "haha did you just see that i am the greatest"

You tell her the directions but not before getting in a sneaky photo to show your mates

You tell her the directions but ask her to autograph your favorite pair of jocks

You cant tell her because your to busy eating a pie

You give her directions to your mates place so he can get a look in

You give her directions to your bedroom because you know she is interested

You share a bottle of wine with her and cook her your famous pasta

You dont you just pay the fine

You tell the officer you didnt realise you were driving so fast and accept the ticket

You tell the officer you were driving like a crazy person because you had become so enraged about dropping your pie

You cry and tell him he is the most amazing officer in the world

You tell the officer he wont fine you because your too good a bloke to fine

You tell the officer that it was an accident and you wont ever do it again and you think he looks good in his uniform

Pink flloyd

Dire straits

Blink 182

Abba

The pieman

Chumbawamba