How Irish Are You?
Under that giant foam Guinness hat, exactly how Irish are you, really?
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Start this quiz to find your result.
- 1.Can you drink neat whisky (sorry – whiskey) without pulling an “Oofya” face?
- A.
I drink it straight from the bottle.
- B.
If I add half a glass of water.
- C.
I prefer it with a drop of water, no ice, but I could probably drink it without.
- D.
I like to drink apple juice and pretend it's really whisky.
- 2.During the last seven days, have you eaten your own body weight in potatoes?
- A.
Yes but only because I'm a student.
- B.
Every single meal, baby!
- C.
No, I'm on a low-carb diet.
- D.
I find this question slightly offensive...
- 3.While on holiday, do gaggles of English girls find you ragingly irresistible?
- A.
What can I say, it's the accent...
- B.
Of course, I've got amazing craic.
- C.
They call me the Italian Stallion.
- D.
Not sure, I've never left the Emerald Isle.
- 4.Should ‘shit’ rhyme with ‘fight’?
- A.
How else should it sound?
- B.
How would that even be possible?
- C.
Depends on how many pints I've had.
- 5.Have you ever been ‘managed’ by Louis Walsh?
- A.
I won't hear a bad word about that man.
- B.
I'd prefer not to talk about that.
- C.
I'm concentrating on the Eurovision at the moment, but maybe after that...
- D.
Louis who?
- 6.Look out of your window… is a child mournfully leading a horse through the drizzling rain?
- A.
You mean young Malachy?
- B.
No, it's just raining.
- C.
Seriously? This is actually a question?
- 7.Do you pronounce 3000 as “Tree Tousand?”
- A.
What do you tink?
- B.
Only if I'm talking to my Mum.
- C.
It slips out from time to time.
- D.
Only when I've been watching Father Ted.
- 8.When it comes to the mornin’, do you prefer the top to the bottom?
- A.
Yes
- B.
Nobody actually says that.
- C.
I don't understand the question.
- 9.Have you ever used “stocious,” “fluthered,” “locked,” “ossified,” or “langered” to describe somebody as drunk?
- A.
Only when if I'm blootered.
- B.
I'd probably just say 'smashed.'
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