How Irish Are You?

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How Irish Are You?

Under that giant foam Guinness hat, exactly how Irish are you, really?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Can you drink neat whisky (sorry – whiskey) without pulling an “Oofya” face?
    • A. 

      I drink it straight from the bottle.

    • B. 

      If I add half a glass of water.

    • C. 

      I prefer it with a drop of water, no ice, but I could probably drink it without.

    • D. 

      I like to drink apple juice and pretend it's really whisky.

  • 2. 
    During the last seven days, have you eaten your own body weight in potatoes?
    • A. 

      Yes but only because I'm a student.

    • B. 

      Every single meal, baby!

    • C. 

      No, I'm on a low-carb diet.

    • D. 

      I find this question slightly offensive...

  • 3. 
    While on holiday, do gaggles of English girls find you ragingly irresistible?
    • A. 

      What can I say, it's the accent...

    • B. 

      Of course, I've got amazing craic.

    • C. 

      They call me the Italian Stallion.

    • D. 

      Not sure, I've never left the Emerald Isle.

  • 4. 
    Should ‘shit’ rhyme with ‘fight’?
    • A. 

      How else should it sound?

    • B. 

      How would that even be possible?

    • C. 

      Depends on how many pints I've had.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever been ‘managed’ by Louis Walsh?
    • A. 

      I won't hear a bad word about that man.

    • B. 

      I'd prefer not to talk about that.

    • C. 

      I'm concentrating on the Eurovision at the moment, but maybe after that...

    • D. 

      Louis who?

  • 6. 
    Look out of your window… is a child mournfully leading a horse through the drizzling rain?
    • A. 

      You mean young Malachy?

    • B. 

      No, it's just raining.

    • C. 

      Seriously? This is actually a question?

  • 7. 
    Do you pronounce 3000 as “Tree Tousand?”
    • A. 

      What do you tink?

    • B. 

      Only if I'm talking to my Mum.

    • C. 

      It slips out from time to time.

    • D. 

      Only when I've been watching Father Ted.

  • 8. 
    When it comes to the mornin’, do you prefer the top to the bottom?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Nobody actually says that.

    • C. 

      I don't understand the question.

  • 9. 
    Have you ever used “stocious,” “fluthered,” “locked,” “ossified,” or “langered” to describe somebody as drunk?  
    • A. 

      Only when if I'm blootered.

    • B. 

      I'd probably just say 'smashed.'

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