Under that giant foam Guinness hat, exactly how Irish are you, really?
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You are 500% Irish
You are 100% Irish
I drink it straight from the bottle.
If I add half a glass of water.
I prefer it with a drop of water, no ice, but I could probably drink it without.
I like to drink apple juice and pretend it's really whisky.
Yes but only because I'm a student.
Every single meal, baby!
No, I'm on a low-carb diet.
I find this question slightly offensive...
What can I say, it's the accent...
Of course, I've got amazing craic.
They call me the Italian Stallion.
Not sure, I've never left the Emerald Isle.
How else should it sound?
How would that even be possible?
Depends on how many pints I've had.
I won't hear a bad word about that man.
I'd prefer not to talk about that.
I'm concentrating on the Eurovision at the moment, but maybe after that...
Louis who?
You mean young Malachy?
No, it's just raining.
Seriously? This is actually a question?
What do you tink?
Only if I'm talking to my Mum.
It slips out from time to time.
Only when I've been watching Father Ted.
Yes
Nobody actually says that.
I don't understand the question.
Only when if I'm blootered.
I'd probably just say 'smashed.'