Slow down just enough to see if she's a hottie.
You almost hit her and beep your horn because she's in your way.
Stop and help her cross, because God is always watching
Wonder about her life and what kind of person she is
Run her down and keep going
Throwing a huge, glamorous party and seeing the love of your life show up unexpectedly.
Having a quiet dinner with my romantic interest and walking through the city streets, chatting.
Sneaking off with my girlfriend
Going to a huge party, because they're so intimate
Making sure a baseball game goes my way
Ring for the nanny.
Get up and see what the little monster wants.
Get annoyed at my wife for not getting up.
Wake up and go in to stare at the wonderful creation that I made with the love of my life.
Ignore it. That's life. I'm so cynical.
Grab a gun and go find that home wrecker
Hire a private investigator to check out the home wrecker
Do everything in your power to make your spouse love you again.
Something tight, hot and sexy
Something that will make me look rich and classy
Just my overalls. Love me for who I am.
My new hat, of course.
My swanky riding clothes.
Get involved with selling drugs to make quick money
Place a bet on a horse and bribe the jockey
Try to be successful at business
Do nothing, I am a billionaire
Start my own business, so I can be my own boss
If someone can help me get out of my situation, I will befriend them
Trust no one; always be on guard
I can't get too involved with anyone if they could get me in trouble
I wish I had a true friend
Is an embarrassment, so I try to keep them away.
Supports me and watches out for me.
Introduced me to society.
Is not interested in me.
Is my spouse.
When no one's looking you take a few extra hundreds from the bank.
You want to be the car.
You try to swindle them by doubling your rent or they'll get hurt.
Always play fair because I don't want to get in trouble.
Become very friendly with the banker.
Stay married and just have a few flings
Try to latch onto someone else who could save you
Try to make it work because you are joined by the church
Be honest and tell the person you want a divorce
Continue lying, denying and won't ever admit the truth
Yell and scream and try to blame the person you lied to for making you lie.
I try never to lie. I am the most honest person I know.
Offer the person who caught me a little cash to ignore the lie.
Try to distract the person who caught you with other great things you've done
Dwell on it and focus on it forever, trying to fix the problem to make it better
Move out of town and forget about it.
Write a book about it.
Hurt the person who caused me pain
Nothing really bothers me that much to cause heartbreak.
Purchase fake bonds and sell them to innocent citizens.
Leave my unhappy marriage to start a better life.
Buy something frivolous that I don't really need.
Get myself a new putter.
Buy a car that I can fix up and sell for a higher price.
Frustrating because my parents were slobs.
Filled with happy memories, parties and gifts.
Great because I spent all my time with my sister.
Very structured, quiet, but kind of boring.
Great because my parents encouraged me to try every sport out there.
Red, for passion
They don't apply to me really.
They should be obeyed, most of the time.
I make the rules.
Rules are meant to be broken.