You May Get
Sgt. Pete Hill
Cpl. Derrick Hill
Don't make me choose!
Anything goes. Literally anything.
It's tearing us apart.
Silly videos make my day!
Can I use it to make myself look good?
I don't have an opinion.
Don't contact me.
If I told you, I'd have to kill you. (Illegal stuff)
My job is my hobby.
I like toys!
They're getting on my nerves.
It's like we're not speaking the same language!
Dude, so awesome!
I'm a strong, independent person.
I'M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
I wouldn't say accident-prone. But things seem to break when I'm in the room.
I don't cause accidents - I prevent them from happening!
Is it still an accident if it's intentional?
I don't know how I'm still alive.
I might overestimate myself at times.
Drunk? Please. I'm a responsible adult.
My mom says I'm not allowed alcohol.
I'll enjoy a hook-up or two.
Drink? I prefer food.
I'm pretty much the best at what I do.
I'd rather be making videos for the Internet.
I try to do as little as I possibly can.
That's a big word!
People seem to misunderstand a lot of what I'm saying.
I love making someone's day!
I choose my friends wisely, and then I never let them go.
I just want people to love me.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.