Take this quiz to find your true GCP self. . . . . . . See if you know yourself as well as I know you ;)
You May Get
The most powerful human on planet Earth (just call me Mr. President)
Bartender (I specialize in mixing vodka and wine. I call it the PukeMaker)
International Consultant specializing in Strategic Planning (if we're getting specific)
A fabulous and hard-working mom (I make kick ass jam, all while running a multi-million dollar charity and coaching my son's soccer team!)
I have no fucking clue, stop trying to pressure me about my future you dickhole
Rich. Filthy fucking rich. Idgaf what I'm doing. (as long as I'm not a prostituka!)
Um never. That's disgusting, and impersonal. Can we stop talking about this now?
Whenever my roommate's out of the room and I have the chance. Obvi!
I have no idea I loose count
Some of us aren't single fo life, and don't need to.
I decline to answer this and/or am ashamed of my answer
Once a month sounds like a good estimate for me!
UM WHAT NORMAL HUMAN ISN'T!!!
Kinda- it seems like an invasion of my privacy...
Not really! Masturbating is a normal part of life- right?
TWERKING. Wall-twerking if possible....
Idk yo I just groove to da music. I feeeellll the beat and let it flooooow.
I do some interesting and un-replicable up and down movement with my shoulders, of course!
Hello, I swing dance! That is the ultimate and classic signature move.
I'm either in my own world goin cray, or trying to catch the eye of a possible HU hottie
Delete it. As soon as possible. Delete all evidence!!! Ignoring problems is the best way to make them go away.
Get really upset, and start to cry immediately. You want to be there for your friend, but you are thinking of the horrible tragedy of cancer, and cannot control yourself!
Pretend you didn't see it and wait for your friend to find the text and then possibly tell you. Its not your business to be looking at their phone!
Tell your friend you saw a text on their phone they need to see right away, and comfort them immediately.
Drankkkkk (and by drankkkk I mean the drug of alcohol)
Food. Hi my name is _____, and I am a glutton.
TV. I think I watch more TV than I sleep. That could be bad...
Sex. I am thinking of cutting back, I just have too much sex!
Honesty and Kindness- people tell me that sometimes I am too honest and too kind!
The endearing giggle (not too manly- not too feminine, what a balance!)
Wicked Witch of the West, baby. Oh, yes, I am a cackler!!
Silent, breathy, laugh that sort of sounds like I am choking on air
The cutesy giggle. I'm pretty dang cute if I do say so myself!
All over the place. It constantly changes, but I'm never too happy about it.
Nerd laugh. All the way.
I have no clue, I don't really pay attention to my laugh.
It's loud. Very loud. Sometimes possibly annoying....
This is the story of a girl. Who cried a river and drowned the whole world (----> me before going to London)
I punched a few walls. But then I got over it.
I was scared shitless. I may have pooped my pants on the plane. (yes, I am aware of that contradiction)
FUCKING PUMPED TO LIVE IN LONDON TOWN, but sad to miss ma frens
Indifferent. I'm a nomad. I roam wherever the wind blows me, and I don't question it. I just listen to the mother earth.
The Zetland Arms!!!
.....is all of us snuggling in my bed an option?
All over London.... doing a scavenger hunt!
Eating at an all you can eat burger buffet and getting reasonably smashed
The chili- because I always keep things hot and spicy!
The bun, as I tend to hold everything together.
The meat. Obviously the beefy, juicy, red meat.
The fried egg of course! Just put me in a pan and cook me sunny side up ;)
The sauces...... I'm just a little saucy! I like it, how I like it, and that's how it is!
The bacon. Because, well, bacon's fucking awesome.
The lettuce. It's a vegetable, and so am I!
Anal, I barely feel anything that goes in there anyway.
Sex, but binding and light spanking included
Good Ole Fashioned Roll in the Sack
BJ (but I'm spitting motherfucker!)
OTPHJ (with eye contact)
OTPHJ (without eye contact)
BOTH of the Brees
Rage. Absolute and utter rage. Can Ke$ha come out with a new song already? I've only heard Timber like 10 times the amount I've heard the Star Spangled Fucking Banner!
Nostalgia. It reminds me of a time when I was at flipps.
Annoyance. Her voice sounds like Liesel from the Vontrapp family.
Boredom! Let's switch it up a bit!
Pure, unadulterated, ecstasy and joy. What a great song! Do I hear a grammy?
Loud, gross, chewing. Especially if the food they're ingesting is really gross/ if slurping is incorporated.
Judgmental people. Who are to to judge my life! You don't know me!
People who say they're going to text me and then don't. DONT MESS WITH MY MIND MAN!
Mean people. Mean people suck.
People who think they're really smart, when actually, they are complete and total idiots.
Incessant and never ending talking from my roommate. JUST STFU ALREADY!
I don't really have any. I don't really get bothered by people.
Crazy eyes. That stare me down. They stare into my soul....
COLD ISN'T REAL! IT'S A STATE OF MIND! A.k.a no fucking jacket (I may or may not have a death wish)
A huge black parka. Every time. Without fail.
Sometimes a peacoat if the weather forces it. If not, i'm okay in a sweater or a button down.
A fashionable leather jacket of course! Gotta look trendy ;)
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