Which Domino's Pizza Manager Are You?

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Which Domino's Pizza Manager are you?


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Greg Lindus

You give the best customer service in the land.  You may not have the highest-volume store in New Mexico (or Colorado, for that matter), and you may not shit golden rainbows, but at least you're a good judge of people.

Matt Bruce

You're just brimming with potential, but you don't quite know how to make it shine.  You have good days and bad days.  Sometimes you have good/bad days.  Sometimes you get your panties wadded so far up your ass, they're choking you.  Other times you're so gung-ho that you're intolerable.  But no matter what, you've always got an excuse.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Why was your service so bad?
    • A. 

      My service wasn't bad. It's seldom bad. I don't often have to answer this question.

    • B. 

      Because the fucking town is just too big. God, and my drivers are morons.

    • C. 

      My driver was so fat, he had an asthma attack and couldn't deliver.

    • D. 

      Because I was busy making a $9000 order. You want service, or you want money?

  • 2. 
    What are your goals for the future?
    • A. 

      I'm making so much cash, I think I'll stay here.

    • B. 

      This is my comfort zone. I think I'll stay here.

    • C. 

      Helicopter pilot.

    • D. 

      Something better. Something different.

  • 3. 
    How many cigarettes do you smoke in an average shift?
    • A. 

      74 or 75. God, this place is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?

    • B. 

      74 or 75. I got plenty of time on my hands.

    • C. 

      Just a couple. But I have plenty of money to buy them because I make $10,000 bonuses!

    • D. 

      Just a couple. Trying to quit for my health.

  • 4. 
    How many employees have you scared into quitting?
    • A. 

      None. I'm a real easy guy to get along with.

    • B. 

      A couple. But they really needed to be in a different job. And I don't think it was really me that scared them.

    • C. 

      74 or 75. God, this job is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?

    • D. 

      I don't keep track. Got my eyes on the prize.

  • 5. 
    Describe your most recent shit.
    • A. 

      Flecked with gold and rainbows and smelling of cinnamon rolls.

    • B. 

      It was a shit. What do you want to know?

    • C. 

      I haven't shit in seven years. Just too fucking much stress in this job.

    • D. 

      Slow and easy, but I may have broken the toilet seat.

  • 6. 
    What and why do you drink?
    • A. 

      Beer with my drivers, all of whom are my best friends.

    • B. 

      Beer with a good friend or two over dinner. Those guys are hilarious.

    • C. 

      Goldschlager with people I want to impress.

    • D. 

      Vodka with a tequila back. Alone. Because my job is so stressful.

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