Which Domino's Pizza Manager Are You?
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Why was your service so bad?
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My service wasn't bad. It's seldom bad. I don't often have to answer this question.
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Because the fucking town is just too big. God, and my drivers are morons.
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My driver was so fat, he had an asthma attack and couldn't deliver.
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Because I was busy making a $9000 order. You want service, or you want money?
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Discover which Domino's Pizza Manager you are by exploring quirky and humorous scenarios. This quiz assesses your management style and decision-making through unconventional questions, providing a satirical take on workplace culture.
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What are your goals for the future?
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I'm making so much cash, I think I'll stay here.
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This is my comfort zone. I think I'll stay here.
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Helicopter pilot.
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Something better. Something different.
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How many cigarettes do you smoke in an average shift?
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74 or 75. God, this place is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?
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74 or 75. I got plenty of time on my hands.
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Just a couple. But I have plenty of money to buy them because I make $10,000 bonuses!
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Just a couple. Trying to quit for my health.
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How many employees have you scared into quitting?
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None. I'm a real easy guy to get along with.
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A couple. But they really needed to be in a different job. And I don't think it was really me that scared them.
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74 or 75. God, this job is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?
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I don't keep track. Got my eyes on the prize.
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Describe your most recent shit.
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Flecked with gold and rainbows and smelling of cinnamon rolls.
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It was a shit. What do you want to know?
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I haven't shit in seven years. Just too fucking much stress in this job.
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Slow and easy, but I may have broken the toilet seat.
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What and why do you drink?
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Beer with my drivers, all of whom are my best friends.
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Beer with a good friend or two over dinner. Those guys are hilarious.
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Goldschlager with people I want to impress.
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Vodka with a tequila back. Alone. Because my job is so stressful.
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