Which Domino's Pizza Manager Are You?

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Which Domino's Pizza Manager are you?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Why was your service so bad?
    • A. 

      My service wasn't bad. It's seldom bad. I don't often have to answer this question.

    • B. 

      Because the fucking town is just too big. God, and my drivers are morons.

    • C. 

      My driver was so fat, he had an asthma attack and couldn't deliver.

    • D. 

      Because I was busy making a $9000 order. You want service, or you want money?

  • 2. 
    What are your goals for the future?
    • A. 

      I'm making so much cash, I think I'll stay here.

    • B. 

      This is my comfort zone. I think I'll stay here.

    • C. 

      Helicopter pilot.

    • D. 

      Something better. Something different.

  • 3. 
    How many cigarettes do you smoke in an average shift?
    • A. 

      74 or 75. God, this place is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?

    • B. 

      74 or 75. I got plenty of time on my hands.

    • C. 

      Just a couple. But I have plenty of money to buy them because I make $10,000 bonuses!

    • D. 

      Just a couple. Trying to quit for my health.

  • 4. 
    How many employees have you scared into quitting?
    • A. 

      None. I'm a real easy guy to get along with.

    • B. 

      A couple. But they really needed to be in a different job. And I don't think it was really me that scared them.

    • C. 

      74 or 75. God, this job is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?

    • D. 

      I don't keep track. Got my eyes on the prize.

  • 5. 
    Describe your most recent shit.
    • A. 

      Flecked with gold and rainbows and smelling of cinnamon rolls.

    • B. 

      It was a shit. What do you want to know?

    • C. 

      I haven't shit in seven years. Just too fucking much stress in this job.

    • D. 

      Slow and easy, but I may have broken the toilet seat.

  • 6. 
    What and why do you drink?
    • A. 

      Beer with my drivers, all of whom are my best friends.

    • B. 

      Beer with a good friend or two over dinner. Those guys are hilarious.

    • C. 

      Goldschlager with people I want to impress.

    • D. 

      Vodka with a tequila back. Alone. Because my job is so stressful.

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