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What's a for-sure deal breaker when you're on a date?
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He or she has an AOL email address. Or wears cargo pants.
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Conversation mostly consists of utter loathing and chastisement.
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He or she misquotes The Great Gatsby, like, a lot.
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Coffee breath. ALWAYS with the coffee breath.
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What do you look for in a significant other?
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Charisma and the ability to make excellent empenadas.
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I prefer for him or her to feel slightly inferior and to always be guessing.
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Enigma, with healthy doses of recklessness.
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Please don't make me go hunting.
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What kinds of stories do you tend to be drawn to?
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Ill-fated lovers. Secrets. Sadness.
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The more dysfunctional the marriage, the better.
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The characters are mostly repugnant, and I can totally relate.
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The world is a hopeful place. Unless you're from another country and refuse to acquiesce to American culture.
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How do you like to spend your free time?
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Thinking about deep shit.
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Avoiding myself.
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Judging people.
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I'm just trying to get by, man.
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Out of the authors below, you are most likely to pick up a book by:
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Lydia Davis
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John Cheever
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Annie Proulx
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Lorrie Moore
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Phillip Roth
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Junot Diaz
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Rachel Kushner
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
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Raising a family. Trying to get some writing time in before the kids wake up.
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As long as there’s a roof over my head…
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Hell if I know. This definitely isn’t where I thought I’d be ten years ago.
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Not working as a freelancer and living in a shitty one-bedroom apartment, hopefully.
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I prefer to live in a place where…
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…I can be relatively anonymous. The more I can keep to myself, the better.
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…people don’t have such a small-town mentality. The burbs are the worst.
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…it’s hip, but not self-consciously hip, you know?
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…I won’t run into my ex. Or his or her friends. Or anyone that knows what happened between us.
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